Cock jousting

To move at high velocity towards someone with your penis erect and pointing towards them in hopes of knocking them out.

Joe practiced cock jousting on his girlfriend but missed and impaled his cat instead.

by Tastee January 28, 2004

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Justine Beaver

A horrible teenage girl, who has somehow turned a large amount of the population of pre-teen to teenage girls into lesbians

Girl 1: OhEmGee I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!
Girl 2: Umm, don't you mean Justine Beaver?

by smartgirlie February 28, 2011

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A vibrant brunette, who's very easy on the eyes. She's the kind of girl every guy wants to be with. She's someone you want to know even if only for a short time. She brightens up your day and leaves you wanting more. CAPTIVATING and SELF ASSURED.

Boyfriend: So what do you guys think of my new girlfriend?

Friends: She's Justine!

by lucky2knowU February 5, 2010

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Boner Jousting

A sport where two guys get raging boners and run at each other with their boners sticking out. As in medieval jousting, the two guys ram each other with their boners in an attempt to either draw his opponets blood, or to break his opponents boner in half. In correspondence with the IBJA (International Boner Jousting Organization), a case of limp dick will result in an automatic disqualification. Can be used as a means of competition in mating or just for drunken fun.

Pat- "so whatd you guys do this weekend?"
Bennett- "oh i hung out with my girlfriend, whatd you do?"
Pat- "me and my bro got bored so we decided try out boner jousting. It was crazy he cock slapped me so hard i got a concussion, just look at the sweet bruise he gave me"
Bennett- "fag"

by EN May 1, 2006

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