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Joustine 

An awesome girl, usually tall with dark hair. Really creative and artistic. Her friends all love her. She can be extremely loud, or really shy and quiet. She's average, loving Harry Potter, Neopets, socks, Winnie the Pooh, Unicorns, Dinosaurs, and other things awesome. G r y f f i n d o r. Joustine can also be spelled with an A, making it Joustina.
Dude 1: Duuuuude, she's awesome!
Dude 2: Must be Joustine.
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Justine Trudeau 

Insult.
The purposeful misspelling or incorrect pronunciation of the Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau's first name to exemplify and mock his lack in typical manhood and his excessive feminist tendencies. The insult is commonly seen on social media posts.
Justine Trudeau is gone to another feminist rally in Toronto.....AGAIN
Justine Trudeau by Old school bossman September 9, 2020

Peep jousting 

A game involving the classic Easter candy, Marshmallow Peeps. Each Peep has a toothpick sticking out of the front of it, like a lance. Two Peeps, so armed, are placed in a microwave facing each other. As they are heated, they expand, until one Peep's toothpick makes contact with the other, causing the unfortunate bugger to pop.
Peep jousting is one of the few things those nasty lumps of sugar are actually good for.
Peep jousting by sminturn November 3, 2006
She’s the angel in everything and whenever you see her your heart will beat faster than before. She’s he kind of girl that you will like as soon as you see her.
Me: Is that Justine?
Zach: Yeah, Shes the girl that everybody’s been talking about!!!
Justine by RealSlayer October 23, 2019

Mattress Jousting

When two people take a mattress off a bed(usually in a dorm hallway),hold it in front of them holding it by the sides or the back and get a big distance between them. Then, they run and charge into each other and whoever stays standing is the winner.A commonly known late-night college activity.
I grabbed my mattress and ran at Cody after I heard we were mattress jousting.
Mattress Jousting by Big Short January 20, 2009
Justine is an awesome individual and best friend. All the guys fall for her because she is stunning, beautiful, funny and sometimes crazy. She thinks really low of herself because she is modest but we all know deep down she has lots of confidence. She is sweet and caring and an downright amazing person.
Laurence: Damn, you see that chick last night? I wish I could have talked to her

Mike: Yeah man, that was Justine. She's smoking.

Laurence: Yeah, I want her number.

anal jousting butt pirate 

adj; A person (man) who likes to ram other men in the anal cavity with their erect penis.
You sir, are an anal jousting butt pirate.
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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