Joschka

One of the most amazing people you will ever meet. He’s also a massive MASSIVE nerd… but in a good way. He can be a little quiet at first but if you spend enough time around him you’ll soon come to realise how thoughtful and funny and perfect he is. There is no one that comes close to a Joschka. He is sporty and funny and intelligent and GORGEOUS. What more could you want?

Who’s that fitty over there?

Must be a Joschka!

by ryanreynoldsiscool November 22, 2021

Joachim

A simp whether its 2D or 3D beings

"I would die for this girl"
"You're such a Joachim"

by Fruit punch samurai November 2, 2020

Jochen

Jochen comes from the hebrew word Jojakim or Jojachin meaning "raisede by Jahwe". It signifies that this person is loyal, honest, brave and good. In fact, Jojakim was the ancient king of Juda and the father of Jojachin. In the German speaking area this name became very popular during the 16th and 17th century. In Dutch slang Jochen is a knick-name for a small boy at elementary school. Many Jochens became very rich. There is a coin named after Jochen, the so called Joachimsthaler.

You date a Jochen, you don´t need to work anymore.
Jochen rules!

by Freezer1 February 7, 2010

Joachim

A big ass sexy motherfucker, he is cute as HECK and is a 1000% straight

No way! Its a Joachim, he is so cuteee!

by Damn he cure November 18, 2020

juchebag

Kim Jong Il, the dictator of North Korea, ascribes to an ideological philosophy called "juche". This philosophy contends that a people, to be successful, must be self reliant and constantly concerned with constructive action towards communist revolution. And worship Kim Jong Il as a man-god. Since North Korea is not even close to self-sufficient, and Kim Jong Il is a giant douche then it follows that anyone who believes in "juche" is a giant juchebag. Especially its Dear Leader, Kim Jong Il.

Kim Jong Il is letting his countrymen starve to death because he wants to build a big furthering the revolution rocket, what a giant juchebag.

by tossingmuffins May 28, 2009

joachim

a name for a boy with an exterior meant to reflect happiness, contentment, and joy, but hides a deep internal pain; basically anyone who puts up a front to hide emotional conflict and burden in order to keep his friends from worrying about him.

He's being joachim again.

Joachims have so many problems.

by forum_movement April 26, 2010

Juchy

An absolute nutty work ethic.

Man 1: "You got all of '92 done?!"

Man 2: "Yup, I'm doing yours next."

Man 1: "Damn, getting all juchy, aren't ya?!"

Man 2: "Yup."

by BadKneeSouthPaw November 12, 2010