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Kind, loving being, sipping all the lean, to our expectations they may exceed, perspiring like its their deed. Instagraming, on the daily, funny reels keeping my brain hazy.
by Jordan Patty May 14, 2024
Mark: "I might write on her Facebook wall how much she truly means to me"
Me: "your not even a simp. Your a jordon anderson"
Me: "your not even a simp. Your a jordon anderson"
by Newtons cradle December 28, 2020
The Dirty jordon, is an sexual act
- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group
The dirt jordon
- where a guy whom wears glasses proceeds to walk in a room thats occupied by a group of people having an ogry, than continues walking around the room looking lost until his invited into the group
The dirt jordon
Hey did you see that guy totally dirty Jordon his way into that orgy lastnight?
Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo
Just walking around the room a waiting to be spotted like waldo
by Dirtyhairy85 June 03, 2024
A really nice kid who lives on
Why did you scroll this far to see his address?
Either way he is a really nice half-life 2 obsessed guy who you should give your donut too
Why did you scroll this far to see his address?
Either way he is a really nice half-life 2 obsessed guy who you should give your donut too
Dwayne: "Here I got you some ice cream. It kinda looks like Gordon Freeman."
Tiago: "Awwww thanks. You are such a Kyran Jordon
Tiago: "Awwww thanks. You are such a Kyran Jordon
by dashplayzlater May 17, 2023
by You don't need a know December 28, 2020
The most enticing man you will ever meet. His slicked back georgous blonde hair glistens under the light as his sweat penentrates his scalp. You sense whenever he is near as his pheremones are most superior. Anyone who has the privledge of seeing his sweet cheeks when he picks up a screw, or his gorgeous gut as he stretches up, knows how pure he is.
by memesmlk January 09, 2019