joost

The best, coolest, hottest fucking dude you'll meet.

Joost is so cool! I wanna suck his dick!

by J-Foose February 21, 2018

Joose head

A person that drinks the alcoholic beverage "joose" way to often, as in a daily beverage and has to have 2 or more a day. Is often referred to as a Joose head. Or just has drank to much "joose".

"Damn man, I've had 3 Joose's already. I'm ready for another one!"
"Dude your a damn Joose head"

by Miss Bliss April 22, 2009

Mud Jouster

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’

by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004

JOOSED

When one shakes their penis at someone for no reason at all, other than to let them know that they in fact have a penis and are not afraid to use it. The majority of the time the "JOOSER" is under the influence of excessive amounts of alcohol, and most likely will not remember in the morning.

Anthony got so drunk last night he JOOSED the girl at the bar.

by triktrik January 25, 2015

Dragon Joose

1. Dragon Joose is an alcoholic energy drink, similar in design and purpose to competing beverages such as Sparks and Tilt. It is growing in popularity due to its relatively high alcohol content (9.0-9.9%) compared with other beverages generally available at a convenience store, such as beer (typically 4-6%) and other alcoholic energy drinks (typically 7-8%).

According to its packaging, Joose contains caffeine, taurine, ginseng, and natural coloring. Joose is currently available in 23.5 oz orange, red, purple, green, or blue cans on a black background. In May 2008, Joose released Dragon Joose, the packaging of which shows a purple dragon and lettering against a black background.

On February 5, 2009, Joose released its latest flavor, Jungle Joose. The release was discreet, as the drink was not previously advertised on the official website. The can has a colorful display with multiple skulls on it. It has a 9.9% and has a fruity flavor.

2. An alcohol-energy drink that when consumed in large quantities creates a culture of hyperactive drunks.

3. A bouncer's worst nightmare.

Man, Billy was so hyper last night that he got kicked out of the bar! It must have been the Dragon Joose that he drank before going out.

by washingtondcjuiceexpert March 12, 2009

Ass Jouster

A man that loves to engage in the act of anal sex.

A man that is also an asshole.

"Dude, did you get on Counterstrike today?"
"Yeah. That guy named System-Error was on."
"Him!? He's an ass jouster."
"Totally."

by Joey December 6, 2004

Josted

To get revenge on someone who doesn’t know you’ve been keeping score for their behaviors.

It wasn’t until mike put on his socks and smelt the feces that he realized he had been josted.

As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.

He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.

by KAlSER SOZE October 9, 2019