Jeopardy

the question to the answer.

You're safe if you have the answer to the question, but it's Jeopardy when you have the question to the answer.

by xollock January 26, 2010

Family Jeopardy

To play this demented but fun game you will need your family to participate ( pets included!) Before sitting down to watch Alex Trebek grace us with his vast knowledge in jeopardy, each family member must strip naked. After each family member is naked, each player must put their hand firmly on the opposing family members genitals ( Even number families are encourged to play this game only). Instead of buzzing in with the correct answer, the player has to stroke or "beat" the shit out of the opposing players genital that their hand is on in order to make the loudest noise ( ex: balls hitting the leg , or vaginal lips flapping loudest). The person creating the loudest noise will be choosen by a family member who participates in being "Alex". Also money is not an object in this game, after each round whoever climaxed the most is eliminated. Finally once the players/player reaches final jeopardy and answers the question correctly, they are forced to drink the loosing players semen in order to gain immortality.

Man, I totally look at my sister in a new perspective now after playing Family Jeopardy.

Family Jeopardy is the main reason of our divorce Dr.

by Brent Champion May 28, 2008

jootai

A combination of two superior beings. IE. A small god and a large god.

Oh my god, those two gods have just merged to form a Jootai!

by Stephen Birmingham June 17, 2007

Joophil

A word used when describing a really awesome and unique person.

Guy #1: "OMFG! That guy is sooo cool and good at everything! He's a Joophil."
Guy #2: "Yeah i know dude! I bet he gets all the girls!"

by BeYourselfNoMatterWhat01 February 13, 2010

joypall

When something joypalls you or is joypalling, it appalls you but amuses you at the same time. Used especially when the amusing part does not redeem the appalling part or makes it worse.

-During the Republican debate, Brian Williams said that Rick Perry had executed more death row inmates than any governor in modern times, and the audience erupted into the loudest cheers of the night.
-I'm... joypalled.

by thibgc November 22, 2011

Joona

A very nerdy guy, really really smart and obsessed with Math, chemistry and physics. But his real passion is computer science! He has no moves when it comes to girls and needs 2 years to find out if he actually likes a girl but he has really nice abs and a nice personality.
A typical Joona hates buses and love walking everywhere no matter what distance.

That guy seems really smart, he’s definitely a Joona.

by bruh2005101 December 10, 2021

hooba jooba

A term used to express suprise or shock. Can be synonym for Another term for "Holy cow!" or "Holy shit!" Taken from vgcats.com.

"Hooba jooba you scared the crap out of me!"

by Worm April 14, 2005