Jookie

Jizz in a Cookie

That bitch was hungry, so i gave her a Jookie.

by MistaFreshhh May 8, 2011

Joodie

A term for a cigarette.

Lets go on a joodie run after school.
I'm going out for a joodie break.

by The supplier#1 February 25, 2010

Jomiester

To be a person who would rather go watch all the Twilight's than to listen to Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, or Sam Adams.

Person 1: Hey bro do you want to go to tonights concert with me? There will be alot of drunk girls to bust your nut on.
Person 2: I don't know man who's performing?
Person 1: Mac Miller, J Cole, Easy E, Tupac, and Sam Adams plus I heard Snoop Dogg is bringing the narcotics.
Person 2: Naaaah I'd rather go watch Twilight.
Person 3: Don't be a f**cking Jomiester.

by TheHappyChemical November 27, 2011

Joonies

The pre-boondocks or a neighborhood that's ghetto, but mellow at the same time.

I rather live in the Joonies!
Joonies?
You know, like the pre-boondocks!
Oh yeah, the Joonies.

by Trill2DaMax July 19, 2014

joojie

like when you do yourself up to make you look good

i woke up this morning lookin like ass and i joojied myself up to look good

by cloutclouteatahoe January 8, 2019

Joonieitis

The illness for loving Kim Namjoon too much.

Oh my god, I love him too much. I think I have Joonieitis

by moniechild February 2, 2019

Jookies

A man who cares only about himself and bullies children

Person 1: That man over there just called an 11 yo girl a bitch!

Person 2: He sounds like a Jookies

by Wolfy ❤️ October 4, 2020