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Jontod

Sticking your balls up someone's ass
A Jontod requires a man to penetrate someone's anal cavity with their testicles
by Jon Andy Tod July 19, 2010
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jonorr

The Mack, the gawd, the one and only jonorr he has all the ladies and he’s never getting married or having kids you know why???? Cuz he’s the goat 🐐
“Oh he cheated on you again? He such a jonorr!”
by Phill kid 08 March 2, 2018
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Jolyon

The most wonderful guy you will ever meet. He is sexy, smart, funny, creative, understanding, and always knows just what to say. If you ever get with a Jolyon, hang on to him tight because there will always be other girls/guys trying to steal him away.
Girl: She's dating Jolyon? That lucky bitch!

Friend: Well he is gonna miss every girl begging for one last kiss... I'm sure you still have a chance.
by spookycheese February 20, 2011
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Joyontree

An type of tree of the Benagli species. The Angleom-rumde Benagli, also known as JoyOnTree, are trees that have been nurtured with Ancient Magicks. The Joyontree first originated from India. They have branches which spread out into a display of bright colours and

There are currently only two Joyontrees left, and these are situated in India and Australia. Little is known about Joyontrees apart from the leaves of the Joyontree, which have been confirmed to release a type of poison which seeps to the bones so that the person(s) that make contact with the leaf will be 'midget' until a cure has been found.
A: Hey, what did you choose to do your project on? ;D
B: Oh, I chose the Joyontree! It's a fascinating little thing! (:
by SPAZK!Nz February 3, 2013
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The Jono Special

The act of constant pedophilic behaviour over social media platforms in an attempt to obtain nude photographs.
He gave her The Jono Special last night.
she wants The Jono Special.
by slipperyfishy April 29, 2019
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Ash blossom & joyous spring

A little annoying child card that doesn't let you touch your deck
"I use reinforcements of the army"

"I negate it with ash blossom & joyous spring"

"Fuck you man"
by ExoticFroge May 9, 2021
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joyologist

a term used by Jason Mraz and friends to describe someone whose main purpose or job is to bring joy to others.

"Calling her {Tricia} our 'Joyologist' is the way we acknowledge her for the extraordinary job she’s created. Her knowledge of the road, raw food, and rowdy men, partnered with the practice of yoga and patience empowers her to bring so much peace, love, and joy to everyone in our touring community and the extended families (including you) affected by our travels." (from Jason Mraz's blog)
"when Jimmy bakes me those vegan cookies I could swear he's my very own joyologist"
by dots11 July 21, 2009
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