jonesy wash

A rub down wash. Used as an alternative to a bath or shower.

I haven't got time to have a bath, I'll just have a "jonesy wash"

by eagerbeavers June 20, 2016

Jonty

Skinny, bespectacled, and perpetually youthful-looking individual with an unhealthy interest in technology.

Clean-cut appearance and slightly elevated social ability and personal cleanliness means they are more socially acceptable than a standard dork and can be safely invited to parties, although interpretations vary and there is a constant risk they will discuss computing.

"The audience at Robot Wars was full of Jonties."

by Jonty April 3, 2005

Slobber Jonesy

Another term that describes getting head, a blow-job, brain, etc.

"I went by shorty crib last night, she hit me with the crazy slobber jonesy!"

Slobber - the oral component
Jonesy (Jonesing - talking)

Combine the two words it means talk to my dick.

by KING-JD February 27, 2009

Jonty

Jonty is a humanoid shaped alien with four eyes, a blues fan with a raging boner for Tom Trbojevic and has enough foreskin to cover the entire of Europe. It is easy to get lost in the luscious layers of skin on the tip of the mans dick.

Finn: have you ever got lost in Jonty's foreskin?
Amy: of course I have there's so much of it!

by Gibbthagimp June 15, 2021

Jonesying

Verb. 1. To have a craving for Jonesy. 2. To jones for jonesy.

Check her out, she must be Jonesying, I saw her check out his package!

by bf December 10, 2004

Jonty

A penis that, when erect, will curve at angles of over 50°.

James however, had a secret. He was the possessor of a Jonty.

by YouRabbit November 15, 2016

Jonesy

A Type Of bong originated from "The Device" developed from a long paper Towel Cardboard Roll with a small hole on the top near one of the ends. Then a Blunt Or Joint is inserted in the hole. Next a hand is placed over the larger hole on the side of the blunt. The mouth in inserted on the opposite end. After taking a desired amount of puffs the hand is removed from the other side causeing air to enter and smoke to carry to the mouth which is known as the Cannon Hit.

Bong, "The Device", "Rozwell 5000", "Cheesecurl" Wolly, "The Yert", "Yert 2.0", "The Chrome", and "The Dominique Human Highlight Reel Wilkins Tomahawk Slama-Jama Candy Cane Striped Jonesy" etc.

by Ryan Baus January 20, 2009