by Stefani W. March 3, 2008

Translates into "kidding me"
Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60
by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

by ligmasigma August 27, 2025

"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"
"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"
"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"
by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022

by YKNAM April 22, 2022

to assume information (ex: locations, definitions) out of convenience, rather than expend extraneous effort in pursuit of the truth
layman's terms: to make shit up
layman's terms: to make shit up
by jonk9000 April 25, 2025

by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023
