Jonk

To make an ugly face at someone.

Why she be jonkin me like that? Bitch be trippin.

by Stefani W. March 04, 2008

Jonking my jeter

Translates into "kidding me"

Ted: I just bought the new call of duty for 50 bucks!
Tim: Are you jonking my jeter?! I just payed 60

by jeterjonk October 25, 2010

JONK

The Joy Of Not Knowing

"Whether it is taken as a whole-school approach, or mere elements of it are used by a sole practitioner in their own classroom, JONK can help change attitudes of negativity and fear towards the learning process, thus revolutionizing learning as we know it today—a much-needed shake-up that all schools should strive to achieve."

by Super Saki July 26, 2022

Jonks

People who happily and constantly complain without bringing solution.

I'm sitting here because I'm sick of those Jonks in the canteen bringing the whole site down with their constant complaining about shit that's never gonna change. Jonks have got the same moans every day.

by Leadworked May 03, 2018

Jonk

‘Jonk’ is an abbreviation for ‘jonkleherm’ which is a dog which is extremely cute.

‘Aw look at Sally she’s a jonk’

by Mathz squ@d July 22, 2018

Jonk

to Jonk something is to mess something up so bad that you should be ashamed.

Oh look you have jonked it now.

by Onyx_the_irishmen November 12, 2023

Jonk

When something or someone is stiff, awkward, bad, peak, rough etc

"How's your schedule looking today bro?"
"Honestly mate it's so jonk"

"I saw that guy come over and chat to you, what was he like?"
"He was the jonkiest guy, had no conversation at all"

by WAG3WAG2WAG1 September 13, 2022