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Jonitis

the biological condition when your organs are dyed orange due to Irn-Bru overdose, similar to jaundice but internal
'this person has a severe case of Jonitis. All their organs are bright orange!'
by Super Jo April 6, 2008
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Jonine

Pronouced as JOE - NEEN -an extremely scheduled woman of exceptional quality who brings order and structure to those in her world. One who definitely hates the song "Joleen." Commonly reduced to Jenine, Joann, or Jonie when introduced.
When Jonine entered the room and introduced herself she made sure to articulate her name correctly.
by I'm NOT Joleen February 3, 2010
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Jonice

She is a mad chill, cool to be around, and only rude when needed to be, can be petty when wanted but isn’t. Not a lot of friends(keeps a small circle). Phone addict.

Shy when she doesn’t know you. Dancer,smart, and straight up. Also gets all the boys. And stuck on her ex that’s on and off.
Nahh She look mad chill that must be Jonice.
by Thatssoojacob July 22, 2019
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Jonté

Jonté means ‘Gracious’

Jonté’s are very tall, handsome men with eyes as deep as the ocean, and the kindest of hearts. However they can often be extremely shy and hard to open up but once comfortable they are open, loving and honest.

A Jonté is a people’s person who gets along with everybody, a Jonté is well mannered, bubbly and most definitely humorous.
Damn, are you dating Jonté?!?! Lucky you
by E Rose Osmo September 21, 2020
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Joniel

Joniel is the funniest person you'll ever meet if you try to get to know him. you should try not to mess with Joniel as you will get in big trouble. Joniel is a total extrovert and will never be shy
HAH! Joniel is so funny

Damn, I regret arguing with Joniel
by Segundathesenuts November 22, 2021
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Double jointed

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.
Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.
by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021
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Jobite

A word created to allow use, in scrabble, of several low scoring letters when no other word can be played.
"Tony couldn't play any actual words so he decided to use jobite."

"Are you sure jobite isn't a word?"
by Mudddd November 13, 2006
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