jonbonjovisexual

when you have uncontrollable feelings for old bon jovi

mia is jonbonjovisexual and was born that way

by miabonjovi July 26, 2021

urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris

I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.

by Foddermaker November 13, 2018

jondong

a porno movie that has hardcore sex with a guy with 2 dicks and he fucks two bitches at the same time

are you going to watch jondong

by frank May 12, 2004

Horse Cock Jonson

The friend of a midget or the tall friend of a short person.

"...And he calls me Horse Cock Jonson, cause three inches is pretty big to a midget."

by Baby Shoes March 27, 2003

Baby Jongo

A Baby Jongo is a forest animal.That is very fast and cute.They make the sound neeeh.

Look at those Baby Jongos Racing!
What a cute Baby Jongo!

by Heather Megan March 9, 2020

jongos

breasts, particularly those of considerable mass.

wow, check out the jongos on that one!

by jubbly June 16, 2003

jongos

the opposite of anything good

gw bush is such a jongos character that i spurt blood everytime i see him on tv

by nitzus September 3, 2003