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Jon Jon Armstrong

AKA Father Function, King of Ocean City, NJ, Rides the bench in JV Football, Grandson of Neil Armstrong, Professional Functioner and married to the send. Feh feh feh.
Godduh Wow is that the king of OCNJ Jon Jon Armstrong, he is so Nelk and Godduh.
by matthewgreim October 28, 2021
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jonkoniec

A family of 4 that is roughly obesed. They love everything about themselves and not others. If in any situation they have other people figure it out for them instead of them doing it themselves.
I'm going to be a Jonkoniec for today
by Happy02939 May 21, 2017
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jonon

Jonon can sometimes get on your nerves . He jokes a lot; But sometimes to much to the point he makes people annoyed or irritated because how much he jokes. Jonons thinks he is the sh*t sometimes and he never realizes how much someone does for him. Jonon is a very athletic person, and strong . sometimes you will find him playing every sport and will not fail at one of them. Jonon is an attractive boyfriend you can have; But never really tends to shows his girlfriend how much he really feels. Jonon Sometimes is a playya to. Minipulating her into thinking he is in love to swindle her.. having her wrapped around your finger. Jonon knows what to tell people to get what he wants, has a kind heart even though he does not show it! But other times, Jonon can be a hypocrite and do the same thing he complains other people do to him. Jonon never knows who he wants as his girl sometime!!!
Girl: Who is that?

Girls Friend: His Name is Jonon.

Girl: I think I might get with that!

Girls Friend: Be careful he is a handful and sometimes to childish
by slaythebay_453 December 24, 2018
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jonbonjovisexual

when you have uncontrollable feelings for old bon jovi
mia is jonbonjovisexual and was born that way
by miabonjovi July 26, 2021
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urban jonson

1. A rare specimen of unknown origin.
2. Black Chuck Norris
I thought i saw Urban Jonson at the security meeting but i couldn't have.
Urban Jonson never completes a web form because Urban never submits.
by Foddermaker November 13, 2018
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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

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by Kermit the crazy May 9, 2018
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Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

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