Johnjoe

A Johnjoe.

-A slang word for dildo, or Johnjoing: using a dildo.: also see: Billiebob
-A bad name to call someone when you dont really want to call them a P***k straight out

Johnjoe owner: Aww would you stop johnjoing so much! Like, I want to johnjoe myself sometimes, you know.
Johnjoe user: Just gimme a minute...

Johnjoe admirer: where did you get this johnjoe?! I want one!!
Johnjoe owner: uhmm.. johnjoesRus i think... check the label

Stupid Johnjoe: Eeeewww your top is DISGUSTING
Disgusting top owner: Ugh! stop being suck a freakin johnjoe!! seriousley....

by Johnjoes-r-us January 23, 2010

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sweet talk john doe

To give oral sex to an unknown male, for favors, goods or money.

I need some down, so I'm going to sweet talk John Doe.

by ts daddy 1 November 17, 2010

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Johndom

a nerve in your ass you use to squezzz with when your taking a bogus shit

jo h n dom (hhi"nnn}

by STEVO April 16, 2006

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johndeeb

1. (v.) To connect two pieces of electronic equipment that previously were considered incompatible, usually in pursuit of some electro-orgasmic experience.

2. (n.) A soybean that glows in the dark, usually having hallucinogenic properties.

1. As in, "Look how he johndeebed that PSP to a car engine. That is one sick motherfucker."

2. As in, "Dude I ate too many johndeebs, I see flying rainbow monkeys."

by Mister Roboto July 16, 2008

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