horizontal jogging

British Sexual intercourse.

Hey Britney, fancy some horizontal jogging?

horizontal jogging by Dunky Oggins October 18, 2003

Gets my noggin jogging 

Scottish idiom, something that really stirs your wheel, grinds your gear, rustles your willies. Basically is fucking annoying and unsettling. Noggin is the slang for head alas the person is jogging with your brains, painting a very descriptive and self explanatory picture.

Politic debates that lead to no avail Gets my noggin jogging.

Gets my noggin jogging by ℒund Von Pennylicker May 27, 2019

Foreskin-jogging 

A practice often performed by wankers.

I did some mean foreskin-jogging last night.

Foreskin-jogging by L.D. June 10, 2004

Precinct Jogging 

When political candidates and supporters go to neighborhoods (referred to as "precincts") to knock on doors, informing high propensity voters about who the best candidate for public office is. Instead of walking from door to door, time is saved by jogging.

Not recommended for fat people. Consult your physician before attempting, especially in hot weather.

Justin was out precinct walking with Dave. He just started jogging to cover ground, instead of walking. He was, in fact, Precinct Jogging.

Precinct Jogging by threatlevelorange June 14, 2010

corn jogging 

workin out the main vein. keepin up your cock like a jock.

i just spent an hour corn jogging to heidiv,

corn jogging by jizzbert April 16, 2016

finger jogging 

When your fingers are moving in a motion like jogging in order to sexualy please their partner.

"We were fooling around and he just started finger jogging me! It was like he ran a 5.k!

finger jogging by Becksr May 16, 2016

Poo Jogging

When you have to shit, and have to speedwalk to the bathroom with your ass cheeks clenched together holding back the chunky hot chocolate attempting to burst forth from your anus like a frothy brown geyser.

"I almost got knocked out the other day walking down the hall..."

"What happened?"

"Drew ended up coming around the corner and running into me almost running it seemed, and then didn't even say he was sorry... And then jogged to the bathroom afterwards really awkwardly..."

"Ah, he was Poo Jogging... I bet you cost him that pair of underwear, dangerous game."

Poo Jogging by Phreakin October 17, 2019