johanphobia

The fear of a ginger Swede who casts girls under a mysterious spell. While under this spell, girls are noted to ignore the ginger red locks and fall head over heels for him. Once under this spell, girls will fall into his trap of trying to pursue him further only to be lectured outside rooftop nightclubs and subsequently rejected. Girls under this spell are also likely to scream angrily at other girls under this spell from rooftops of dorms. Innocent bystanders are also at risk. In conclusion, one should avoid ginger Johans at all costs, and if one just so happens to fall into a Johan spell, it is advised that they avoid rooftops at high altitudes.

Girl 1: "Me and ginger Johan walk around and talk about life. He's actually pretty cool"
Girl 2: "Johan did the same thing to me, except this was the first week of classes. Asshole."
Girl 1: "Ugghh this is exactly why I hate him. I definitely have johanphobia."

by 1234supp June 12, 2013

Karl jóhan thomsen

Karl jóhan thomsen is a teacher with a blue nose and when its very cold it is purple. He is also a mushroom. he like dicks and touch kids like vikk.

my nose is blue
my nose is Karl jóhan thomsen

by kaylacranny May 22, 2019

johanna

This name can be spelled many different ways but it means: (God is gracious).
It can be spelled 'Johana', 'Joanna', or 'Joana'

Nicknames for this name:

Joey, Jo, Jo-Jo, Annie, Hanna, Joanne, Anna, Jody, Jodi, Ana, Ona

You are honest, benevolent, brilliant and often inventive, full of high inspirations. You are courageous, honest, determined, original and creative. You are a leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes you do not care to finish what you start, and may leave details to others. You can do well in position of authority, and prospers in intellectual and professional fields.You are frank, methodical and believe in law, system and order.

You desire to inspire and lead, to control other's affairs. You are giving, courageous and bold, action oriented,energetic and strong willed. You want to make a difference in the world, and this attitude often attracts you to cultural interests, politics, social issues, and the cultivation of your creative talents.

" Johanna is very fun and optimistic!"

by Joey_ Rocks April 13, 2016

Johannah

The most loyal person you can meet, she’s very funny, attractive and intelligent. Johannah is very spontaneous and can always brighten up a room when needed . She may be hurting on the inside but she will always find a way to make you smile. She might take a while to warm up to you but once she has it will make all the difference. Johannah isn't only trusting, funny, attractive and spontaneous but she is also truthful, you might not want to hear what she says but when you do you'll understand why you have a Johannah.

David: Hey, did you know that i met a girl last night called Johannah

Syd: Really?

Roger: What's she like?

David: She's amazing i think im in love

by Tyronne April 25, 2021

Johanna

An amazing person who is intelligent, hard-working, and extremely beautiful. She is an outstanding person but does not know it.

Johanna is AWESOME! :D

by AnonymousZ123451242123 October 10, 2011

Johannisburg Pinto

Johann is a Pakistani/Spanish 4 foot 3 Jewish niger. He always has the temptation of eating Manon's ass, and on his off days he jerks off to videos of Adam Chomic's cat, he is a mix of Jew and Muslim, although he was Christian but realized that its a bs religion and Jesus is my daddy and never existed. He also is a male that fractured his bicep but lied about it to be cool, he was fingering Lavanya and suddenly broke his shoulder.

Stop being a 'Johannisburg Pinto

by MyMomBigGaylol? February 21, 2018

Jodana

Jodana is a great person and has lots of potential and friends who really like her. She is one of the fun and funniest person to be friends with. She is very pretty. She is nice, warm-hearted, kind, loyal, trustworthy, and a lot more. Sometimes she can act weirdly funny when she's around her best friends. But she does have a bad side to her. She can be very very dirty when she wants. She has done bad stuff in the pass. She doesn't judge a book by it cover all the time, but she will still accept you as a person. She's a very laid-back person and is always on her phone. One of her favorite things to do to her friends are take videos of them so she could see all the good times they had. Jodana hates saying no to people because she does not want them to think she's mean. Family and best friends are the first thing she cares about. The biggest fear she can have is losing somebody she cares about without saying goodbye. Her grades are very good and she makes honor roll like all the time.

Jodana is a nice person

by Summer5678 January 23, 2019