joey newton

a fagit

joey newton is a big gaye fagit

by big cock rick December 18, 2018

Clean Joey

When somebody sucks the shit out of an asshole, cleaning the rectum of toxins.

Jon was prepping himself for anal with a banana that he planned to eat afterwards, so he asked Sarah to give him a clean joey so he could properly enjoy eating it.

by PGVaginamort November 18, 2016

Fog Jockey

A man/woman with no whip. They rode in on the fog so to speak.

Bro: "Hey gurl, you wanna go out Saturday night?"
Gurl: “You picking me up on your bike? Hell no, I aint going out with no fog jockey!”

by Whistlestick July 8, 2018

Feeding the Joey

Feeding the joey is the act of doing a reverse kanga and holding a midget upside down feet first while s/he blows you. The result is that you are a concerned Kangaroo mother feeding the Joey or kangaroo baby.

"How did your date with Bridget the Midget go last night?"

"Nice. I ended up feeding the joey, she has very grippable ankles."

by Raypower March 27, 2009

sports jockey

Refers to a male with unfulfilled dreams of sports stardom who then pressures his children into playing sports in the hope they achieve the stardom he failed to achieve.

The sports jockey is the male equivalent of the stage mom.

Wife 1: (Sighing) My husband enrolled (insert child's name here) in softball, gymnastics, tennis, and track this year at school.

Wife 2: You poor thing. You married a sports jockey too?

by Loxi July 17, 2009

Joey Castillo

The best mexican drummer. He was/is in Queens of the Stone Age, Danzig, and Wasted Youth.

Joey Castillo replaced Dave Grohl.

by I'm evil April 30, 2010

jockey's breakfast

A ride in the morning

Had for myself a jockey's breakfast this morning, it was quite pleasant!

by top of the left October 18, 2007