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Jabroni

A Jabroni is someone who sucks. Jabroni's are often inferior in skills such as light-sabering, dancing, or playing video games. Jabroni's can not make decent cocktails.
Our roommate is such a Jabroni.
by Lindser Pants Amadeus November 16, 2010
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jabronize

1: To annoy or aggravate a person or group of people by acting towards them in a manner typical of a jabroni.
2: To cause damage, confusion, or other negative effects upon an object or situation by acting in a manner typical of a jabroni.
1: A drunken man was jabronizing two girls at the bar.
2: He jabronized his new bicycle by attaching an ugly milk-crate to it.
by M. Topcuoglu September 16, 2005
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Jabroni Tail

Dude, check out this Jabroni Tail!

When I went down on him, I noticed he had the sweetest Jabroni Tail!
by BigFerda November 27, 2018
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jabroni quotient

The Jabroni Quotient is the percentage of males , from New Jersey / New York / Connecticut , infecting a particular event , place, or town. Creating a negative experience.
Dude I tried to go to the Sopranos Screening last night at the Theatre and Jabroni Quotient was maxing out , I had to get out of there.
by skiptracingclub September 28, 2023
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Thug Jabroni

A jabroni stuck in a time period falling between the mid 1990's and 2010 that rocks Coogi, Roca Wear, Tommy Hilfiger, etc. and wears doo rags, sag their pants to their knees and has gold teeth.
Tyrone is such a thug jabroni he's still wearing XXL shirts even though he's 150 lbs.

Lorenzo's got that Caprice on 24's that he listens to Trick Daddy in all trebled out, what a thug jabroni.

Carl is the only whit boy I know that braids his hair and has gold teeth. He wishes he was a thug jabroni.
by 727Haole October 22, 2012
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jabroni

My buddy Ken is being a total Jabroni about eating the last slice of pizza.
by scottynyc November 1, 2015
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Jabroni

One who is not good at his chosen profession or current task.

A jabroni talks smack but has no way of backing up his mouth.

A jabroni lets his mouth say stupid things when it shouldn't.
To quote The Rock... "Who... in the Blue Hell are you... jabroni?"
As if to say, "Who are YOU to interrupt me?"
by Lee Miller January 6, 2003
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