jobbyknickers

A scottish term that describes the end result of a woman who does not wipe her bum properly and the ensuing stain on her underwear is evident.

Alan- "How did you get on with bit you pulled the other night?"

Tim- " It was all good mate till I pulled down her pants and saw her jobbyknickers, it frightened me off and was not a pleasant sight I assure you"

by clownlager March 2, 2010

jabberdeen

Noun: a turnkey device for smoking pot. A low-profile wooden container that discretely hides a one-hitter pipe and your bud; while perfectly fitting the contours of your hand. You take the pipe, twist it into the bud at the bottom of the jabberdeen, and it will compact inside the end of the pipe. Best for quick, on-the-go recreational smoking.

"Time to hit the jabberdeen, a few shots of Jager', and watch some NFL RedZone." Chuck admirably said.

by Sgt Longshanks September 29, 2014

Jabberstab

To aggressively poke your finger in someone's mouth while they're yawning to establish dominance.

Steve yawned. Ronda swiftly stuck a finger in his yawn and made him gag. Steve has just been jabberstabbed.

by Heideken April 27, 2022

jibber-swill

Jibber-swill is a cheap beer or ripple, most often served in a can or box. Jibber-swill is the favorite beverage of park & pipe rats.

Cougars always look younger after knocking back some jibber-swill.

NEVER go cougar hunting without a healthy dose of jibber-swill!

by Jib Slice May 28, 2010

Jibbet

A joint, a spliff, the wackky tobaccy, doing, weed.

Dom - Oi lad you wanna come smoke a fat jibbet?
Kieran - fuck yeah!

by Kieronia joe June 11, 2018

jobby dobber

"jobby dobber": Lochwinnoch variant of the word "jobby: meaning poo or shit, or preferably shite; "dobber" meaning willy/penis/cock/punter/wang. The phrase translates in English as "shitty dick".

"Jobby Dobber": As in, "Last night I got a shitty dick, a shitty dick, a shit on my dick" (courtesy of Fuck Hogg and Gang).

by Chaz Dik Slitz April 1, 2014

jabber-wapping

Standing around talking and not doing work that should be done. Used in the movie The Wizard of Oz.

Quit your jabber-wapping there is work to do.

by Beach98 October 11, 2016