Jeannie

Historical texts reveal this word was a verb used to describe the existence of mysterious, beautiful women over the age of 40 who seem to be immune to aging and possess unusual magical powers over men. Habitually, these women use their powers for many things but are most likely to use them to empty wallets of their male "companions" at the mall. In earlier centuries "genies" were captured by men and put into shapely bottles for good luck. However, as common with men of the day, they forgot where they stashed the bottles and these hidden treasures were not discovered until many years later.

1. Whoa... check out that "jeannie".

2. If I found a genie, my first wish would be to become a Jeannie!

3. Hey, why is my wallet empty? I've been "Jeannied"!!!

Jeannie by word-dude August 11, 2008

Johannie 

A amazing ship between Annie Leblanc and Johnny Orlando I personally think that they are cute and should be together but everyone thinks different.It is also now as I’m Brat characters Sam and Ryhme which is SHYME.

Hmmmm…………I SHIP JOHANNIE AND SHYME AND ITS MY OPINION

Johannie by Johanniexcuddles April 24, 2019

Johnnied

A derivative of the term "cashed,"(as in Johnny Cash), meaning the contents of the bowl of a marijuana pipe or bong have been depleted and requires replenishing in order to further indulge.

cashed

"Man I am so fucking baked, lets smoke another bowl. Aw shit dude, the bowl is Johnnied, empty that shit and pack another."

"Pass that shit bro. Aw you little nigga, how dare you pass me a Johnnied bowl. Y'all gonna feel the wrath of mah nine now!"

Johnnied by Jan N. September 22, 2005

Joanne

Joanne is a short but extremely sexy girl who has big boobs and a nice ass. It isn't just the appearance but also the brains that will impress you. She may seem innocent and boring at first but once you get to know her you'll find out that she is really funny and an amazing friend.

I would totally fuck a Joanne.

Man she's hot, she's a Joanne.

Joanne by iwannafuckyou2 August 28, 2012

Jonnie 

A very beautiful guy with the perfect smile. Someone who has an amazing personality. He is funny, nice, and understanding. He will always be there for you. He can make you laugh and smile when your sad.. He gives you butterflies when you see and talk to him. He makes you wanna wake up every morning. He is the perfect guy. There is nothing to change about him.. He is so easy to love.

I love you, Boo Bear. <3

Example:

Girl: man, I wish my boyfriend was like jonnie.

Me: well doesn't that suck.

:D

Jonnie by Kailaahlynn(: April 30, 2011

I Dream of Jeannie 

I Dream of Jeannie is potentially the best show EVER created. and we mean it.

best line:
man: "why did you turn that boys mother into a goose?"
jeannie: "because she WAS a goose"
duhhh man.

tune in to I dream of Jeannie. weekdays at 6.

Jeannie top only covers her bosoms. But its all good.

You should ALL watch I dream of Jeannie.

Jeannie wears a hat that makes her look like a monkey.

Jeannie likes to turn boys' mothers into gooses. BEWARE.

If you want to buy a card with the theme song, it costs 4.99, exclusively at Hallmark.

I Dream of Jeannie by I wish i was Jeannie. So do yo January 3, 2010

Janniel 

Cool ass nigga always got your back whem you need him fine,and loyal asf

Janniel the best nigga I evea had

Janniel by Darreus November 23, 2018