jonerous 

Combining the name Jonathan with the word generous....... Because he is.....

Jonathan sure looks out for a lot of people and is very Jonerous with his resources......

jonerous by LemmeF1ndOut April 11, 2020

Blazin Jeaners 

Blazin Jeaners is a perfectly normal, perfectly healthy means of self expression. It is also a trend that attracts females. Pay attention gentlemen:

Blazer+Jeans=Blazin Jeaners

Combos:
Blazer+Jeans+t-shirt=Blazin T-Jeaners
Blazer+Jeans+being Jewish=Blazin Jeanerstein
Blazer+Jeans+beard=Beardin Jeaners

This term was originated by the singer of Baltimore metal band Rest Among Ruins.

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Garrett: "Of course dude! How else would I blaze vajeeners!?"

or

Mike: "Dude, are you blazin jeaners later?"
Some Jabroni: "Nah man, I think I'm just sportin my Towson hoodie. Maybe some other time when I'm not a Jabroni."

Blazin Jeaners by Rusty Mongruins March 3, 2011

elton johner 

One who is truthfully gay, but pretends to be straight by having either a girlfriend or wife.

Jamie, a very well known elton johner, (he may be found at the local gay bar)

elton johner by Gatalicious September 20, 2007

san jonero

norteno that lives in san jose

its that crazy ene gato loco holms, simon its that san jonero mas chingon, ill kill anyone who be beggin fo this bone,especially when i got my four-five chrome

san jonero by $LEEPY January 20, 2004

Janerolled 

When one is Janerolled, they usually go out with someone for a couple of months and all of a sudden their partner breaks up with them and leave's with their Guitar Hero guitar.

The victim is usually to scared/ashamed to try and get his plastic back. Usually happens to guys.

Friend 1: hey what's up man?
Friend 2: nothing much, my brother just got Janerolled, she took his Guitar Hero guitar and stormed off.
Friend 1: wow your brother is such a pussy!
Friend 2: yeah problee!

Janerolled by DarshyUD July 30, 2009

Joanelle 

A word of power and distinctive meaning, she is a festive, and can find a character like no other.

There's just something about Joanelle.

Joanelle by jboo143 December 23, 2013

mother joner 

Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.

I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"

mother joner by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008