Jizzy Wizzy

‘noun’ When the Male Sex Organ exhibits a double event during REM sleep. The penis ejaculates sperm while also excreting urine. ‘Jizzy’ referring to ejaculation and ‘Wizzy’ referring to urination.

Charlie: Man last night was mad, I had a jizzy wizzy while dreaming about having sex with a dead horse while also needing a piss.

by JizzoWizzo April 19, 2020

Jizzy Li

Famous pornstar. Legend says Jizzy Li was the first human who ever mastered the martial art of Jizz Fu, He once sucked 69 men's jizz storage dry in less than a planck instant.

I want Jizzy Li to suck my cock.

by Revoken September 4, 2016

Jizzy Queef

1. A post-coitus vaginal flatulation.

2. A fart out of the vagina that produces a sperm bubble

"Hey bitch."

"Yeah?"

"You get fucked without protection, again?"

"Yeah, he blew his load all up my albert poo holes, and I farted a jizzy queef in his mouth"

by DR.dicknose October 9, 2011

Jizzy Gillespie

The act of ejaculating so voluminously into your partner's mouth that his/her cheeks inflate in the manner of a famous American jazz trumpeter.

"Holy fuck, Chris, take a full load I want you to Jizzy Gillespie."

by Sal Platter August 30, 2007

jizzy tissues

any fabric or material that is used to jizz on and is left to ferment in a conspicuous location.

Clean up those jizzy tissues you fag

by pcmckay August 2, 2007

Jizzy G

When one combines both semen and New Belgium's Blue Moon to create a frothy beverage.

Jimmy had a tough day at work, blowing dudes all day and decided he needed a drink, he combined all of his leftover semen with a blue moon or two to cool down with a refreshing Jizzy G.

by Sasquatchisreal November 21, 2014

Jizzy Annie

A woman who is typically unattractive, big boned, full of semen, has curly frizzy hair like little orphan Annie, very sweaty during sex and lies there like a sack of tatties.

Did u see the state of the girl Ginge took home last night ?? She came out looking like Jizzy Annie the next morning

by swampyd April 9, 2016