twitter jizzing

spraying twitter with tons of tweets on a subject.

I just got 10 tweets regarding some shitty awards show, I wish people would stop twitter jizzing...

by ThorOdinTyr April 25, 2011

Jizzmong

Someone who cannot jizz

"Dude, that guy's a total jizzmong"

by jizzmong hunter July 15, 2009

Jizzling

Premature/sporadic ejaculation, during foreplay, of an inconsistent and light manner, i.e., like drizzle.

"Every time she goes down (on me) , I feel like I ruin her make up when I drip..."

"Sounds like she Mused your Johnson and you're jizzling. "

by anonymous April 5, 2015

Jizzuming

(verb) Basically, another word for jizzing. Implies a larger load of semen being released.

I was jizzuming into every crevice.

by TheThrustinScottsman April 29, 2016

Jizzling

The act of jizzing on someone's back and taking a photo of it

Vaibhav, jizzling since Grade 6

by Core group January 18, 2019

Jazzming

Jazzming is the most sexiest person you’ll ever meet. All the guys want to date. All the girls try to act like her and look like her. She’s loving, caring, kind, smart, and gorgeous. She’s very loyal. At some point she can be a bit freaky cause she’s a freak.😏 Your lucky to have her in your life because she doesn’t trust that much people. If she trusts you your lucky because she doesn’t really trust anyone, so don’t lose her trust. She may be a bitch sometimes but just know she doesn’t mean it. She’s very funny, lovable, and pretty. Whenever she smiles she’s lights up the whole room. Her laugh makes other people laugh. If your her best friend don't take advantage of her and she’ll make sure to always be by your side no matter what. Overall she’s a good person and you should never drop a person like her.

Girl 1: Wow! Who’s that girl?
Girl 2: That’s Jazzming, all the boys like and she’s really nice.
Girl 3: Yeah, all the girls try to be like her.

by Akkakaskks October 23, 2019

Jizzing January

The whole month is devoted to jizzing everywhere. pretty much the opposite of no nut November.

Every single girl fails jizzing January.

by Basscrack November 13, 2019