Jilling Off

Jack and Jill, went up the hill etc.
as jacking off is a male masturbating,
jilling off is the process of a female masturbating

linda was alone in her bed, when she started thinking about the attractive guy in her class, she then began jilling off!

by A7 July 31, 2007

Xi Jinping

a piece of communist shit that ruins a great country, China

A: Who is Xi jinping?
B: he is a piece of communist shit

by ShadowFighterYT July 26, 2020

Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins

A creature that uses odd facial expressions, drinks cream soda like it falls from the sky and has a very firm butt.

Did you see that Goober Vonrazzledazzle Jinkins ?

Yeah bro, I like the wagon shes draggin .

by Bigf00tz October 17, 2008

jonline

Going online while using the john

Steph: "hey Tom, where you headed with your laptop?"
Tom: "Need to go jonline and check a few emails"
Steph: "Nothing like multi-tasking".

by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008

jillinium

A date for which the day and month add up to the last two digits of the year.

Today is a jillinium... May 12,2017
5+12=17

by tegmhomas May 12, 2017

Jinpingasura

Jinping + asura (जिनपिंगासुर / જિનપિંગાસુર / জিনপিংআশুর) from Asian mythology, was a monster from a far off land in the east that was known to people of that time as China. He terrorized his people & people beyond his borders. He would steal Filipino fish, Tibetan copper, East Turkestani oil & gas, American technology, Hongkongese freedom etc etc. Once he is said to have unleashed 'bad air' that killed millions of people around the world. People at that time believed that it was a result of him farting after eating bat soup. People at that time called it Wuhan virus / China plague /Jinping Pox. He would threaten the country of Taiwan the most & torture the citizens of East Turkestan & Tibet the most. The vicious demon had huge fangs that the people of that time referred to as dictatorship, large saucer sized eyes that the people of that time referred to as electronic surveillance. He could peep into living rooms of millions all at once. He had long hands & vicious claws that he used, to rip out organs of hundreds of thousands of political prisoners across the country. The hideous monster Jinpingasura's reign of terror would last many many years.

Kids, gather around, it's story time, let me tell you the tale of the hideous monster Jinpingasura. Once upon a time, in a far off land, there lived a hideous monster Jinpingasura..... (kids are engrossed in the story...)

by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 19, 2021

jilling-off

if guys jack off, then gals jill off.

not to be out done by the boys, the tom girl jilled-off faster then had ever been see before

by master Pe July 7, 2003