Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity

Two events, simultaneous for one observer, may not be simultaneous for another observer if the observers are completely shitfaced.

Guy 1: "Fuck, man; I swear that night went down so differently in my head."
Guy 2: "Yeah, you were pretty much just dancing around while throwing up all over those girls and talking about how awesome you felt."
Guy 1: "Jose Cuervo's Theory of Relativity is a bitch."

Also see: Beer Goggles

by -Shitfaced- May 12, 2010

Jhesey

A cute and lively girl who likes watching a lot of anime shows. Easy to make friends with and is usually the life of the party. Has many friends and cares for others than herself. Can have a demonic attitude sometimes

Jhesey is my friend.

by D.W.M senior February 1, 2020

Jose Mourinho

He is Jose Mourinho

I am Jose Mourinho

Jose Mourinho

by Someone 00 June 1, 2022

jose

Jose is a guy with short temper but is sweet to those who need it, he is the person who will lift your self esteem when you need it, he is the person who you can gurantee to make you laugh everyday, basically, he is the definition of friendship

Jose is my best friend

by worlddefinitions April 17, 2015

No way Jose

No chance in hell

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!

by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014

Stoweaway Jose

Jose Cuervo and Sailor Jerry in one drink, no mixer, no subsitutes.

Yo, will pounded the shit out of that stoweaway jose, what a man.

by grenerd February 8, 2009

Josef

Someone who is captivating and creative spirit. Knows how to use words into having people give him what he wants. Has a dark mind but soft heart. Usually has poor decision making. Someone who is very sensitive and needs a lot of love. Someone who you're drawn to for life for reasons you don't know. They might come into your mind from time to time and hard to forget. They are fun to be around and terrible singers (when making fun of a song). They are tatooed of their favorite bands and logos. Writing and music is an extreme passion for them. They like rap music and are freaksof nature if you let them. They like to stay up late and party at rock concerts. They are always looking for happiness but always seem to be stuck on one person.

Josef, I can't believe you said that!

by freestylewritereatsownwords January 30, 2019