Johntism

A condition where a "John" acts dumbfounded and with little to no brain cells. He acts in the moment and says random things that make no sense whatsoever.

Person 1: Why did he just run it down my lane?
Person 2: Oh... he has Johntism

by Juniorin May 3, 2020

johntroversial

causing johntroversy

The Daily Show with John Stewart tackles controversial issues most "real" news networks would rather just pretend away.

"Um, don't you mean JOHNtroversial issues?"

by JohnnyApocalypse May 9, 2012

Johntail

little dick ass nigga who gets his heart broken from time to time

Lots of people are johntails in this world

by hugh munguslol October 16, 2016

Johntesh

standard froggo
capable of breathing under water at a younger age
amphibious and known for affinity to water

Girl 1: "Have you seen that Johntesh near the pond?"
Girl 2: "Yeah! It had the Atlantic Ocean between his eyes!"

by Amphibian Scholar M.d. December 7, 2017

jahnte

A jahnte is a goofy species that has cancer and talks to himself.

Hey look its a wild jahnte.
CLAP DAT NIGGA CHEEKS.

by Jahnte September 23, 2018

johntee

is a beast of a legend and is an amazing person. Almost as amazing as he is in bed.

Man i wish i could be a johntee.

by Slim_Reaper October 10, 2018

Johntitty

The act of stabiing in the titty with a pencil

She sucked at giving head so I gave her a johntitty and yeeted her wig

by Tomato catchup sauce February 4, 2019