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Jewciest

When someone expresses an abnormal amount of Jew-ness; is very stingy.

Originated at Moorpark High School
Me: Have you seen that kid Gavin?

Other: Yeah, he refused to give up a penny he found on the ground.

Me: Wow, he's probably one of the Jewciest out there.
by TheOneAsian November 26, 2017
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jettied

This is when you have to take a shit so bad that you pull your pants down, bend over, spread your cheeks and with jet like propulsion shit shoots out of your ass.
Steve had to take a shit so bad on his way to his hunting blind that he jettied in the woods. To his surprise there were other hunters already out and they were forced to watch him do it.
by jimmybomm November 12, 2020
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Jewbies

damn, look at the Jewbies on that kosher woman
by ASH_Grinch February 28, 2023
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jewbies

Referring to a Jewish Woman's boobs, breasts, and nipples. Also known as Jewish woman's knockers, and head lights. The physical attribute that makes most Jewish men, and men in general slaves to the Jewish woman.
Damn! Rachel's got some HOT ASS JEWBIES!

I'd Love to get a feel of Sarah's Jewbies.
by jabs the man July 24, 2007
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Jewtrest

An amount of interest that is so high that it must have come from a deal with a Jew.
Jews charge an absurd amount of Jewtrest when doing any type of loan involving money.
by Jewasaruas September 23, 2011
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Jewpie

someone who is very pro-Jewish, interested in Judaism/Jewish culture, or hangs out with Jewish people, but usu. not Jewish him/herself

a contraction of "Jewish groupie."

a neutral term; more positive than negative
You're a shiksa, but since you're such a Jewpie, we love you anyway.
by rainbowrolemodel September 5, 2005
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jewbie

An individual of presumed Jewish descent who lacks prowess at a video game.

Jewbie derives from the prefix Jew and the suffix bie (as in noobie).

The term has been known to be used liberally, and may not necessarily be targeted at a Jew.
Person: It looks like Shlomo's on our team.

Person 2: We're fucked; he's such a Jewbie.
by Rizzard June 2, 2009
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