jewuido

A creepy guy who is Jewish but thinks he's a douchebag guido. He will have a beard and designer sunglasses. Smokes a lot of pot and wears bling.

Ew, he's a jewuido!

by AyBayBay527 February 24, 2010

Jewmidifier

Portable humidifier for hypochondriac jewish guy in your office.

"Look at all the steam coming over the cubile...oh yeah, that's the jewmidifier.""Spit on it!"

by tonic50 May 28, 2013

Jewpious

A man that gets self gratification from secretly ejaculating on brand specific (JPS) cigarettes, then dries them without raising suspicion from innocent JPS smoker victims.

Bryn offered Luke a ciggie in a very jewpious manner, then starred at him with a sly grin while he smoked one.

by willinja January 23, 2017

Jepidysan

The term for if someone throws a pen at a pencil case and it knocks over a heavy object that kills someone.

"What the hell! Someone just got jepidysan!"

by 66Ozack99 October 14, 2017

Jewpedo

A Jewish guy who sexually attracted to small children who have lots of money.

Is that man on your street a Jewpedo?
Yeah, he's attracted to coins and children.

by Jewpedo March 31, 2021

Jewidity

(Adj) A person’s Jewish validity

The quiz was to test his jewidity

by Byron2150 May 22, 2021

jewidi

usually one of the most helpful, compassionate, funny and smartest girl who always is ready to give a hand. she's a rare sort of treasure who will try to make you laugh but sometimes has a bit of a niche humour. she's also a really good friend and can have deep connections but also causal friendships for fun.

"jewidi is such a nice girl"

by eightgerman November 22, 2021