Jewerous

The opposite of generous.

That guy never chips in because he is very jewerous.

by ellneph January 11, 2011

Jewber

A person that calls a Uber instead of a cab in order to save a couple shekels

To hell with a cab, call me a jewber!

by Superkewl123 June 4, 2018

Jemerrio

Jemerrio's are funny, short guys with great muscles that everyone seems to love. There the life of the party and can make anyone laugh. They seems to be attracted to indecisive women. Jemerrio's are great kissers and will rock your world! (; Even though they are huge flirts, once they find that one girl they settle down. Evey girl and guy a like needs a Jemerrio in there life!

Girl #1 - Who's that short guy with the arms? He is sooo funny!"

Girl #2- "That must be a Jemerrio!"

by chatieene January 20, 2013

jelmerlicious

A thicc hottie with a great YouTube channel. Generally a nifty fellow.

Have you seen Jelmerlicious' YouTube channel? That guy is awesome!

by JelmerFan51 July 1, 2018

Jewmentia

When you forget everything, except how much things cost and who owes you money.

Sorry, my father’s Jewmentia is playing up. He forgot your name but he remembers you owe him $5 from 12 years ago.

by Laz April 17, 2019

Jontilloquy Jemericks

Jontilloquy Jemericks was famous uptown in the late 80's for his skillfull basketball playing, mostly on 136th and Convent as his headquarters. He has since retired from the game. He had NBA level skills but let his youth pass him by.

Yo, this dude was like Jontilloquy Jemericks when you give him the ball, he got mad skills.

by Restasis July 12, 2009

Jewery

Any physical features or worn objects that affiliated with Judaism and Jewish people. Common jewish physical features can include side locks, frizzy hair, curly or extremely wavy hair, hooked noses, long unkempt beards with short hair, yamukas, and darker colored hair and/or eyes. Comes in grades ranging up to 24 karat.

Shlomo the Jew: This ain't your average jewery. This shit is 24 karat jewery.

Tyrone: Fuckin' brush that shit, nasty ass jewboy.

by the coolest mother fucker I am February 28, 2011