Elimination Jerkoff

When a group of men elect someone from the group to do a task that none of them want to do. This involves the group of men to get naked lay down on their backs in a circle, then (in a clockwise fashion) the first gets hard and "eliminates" the guy next to him all over his face, and so on.

Guy 1: Alright guys someone has to go watch that jennifer garner movie with her.

Guy 2: Only one way to settle this, elimination jerkoff!

by mark86 May 30, 2009

Jerkoff

someone who is a complete prick, but at the same time manages to be a loser and a flamer.

man, what a jerkoff he is.

by me March 12, 2003

jerkoff juice

Crude slang for liquid personal lubrication products such as Astroglide.

Nah, I spent the night in with a bottle of jerkoff juice.

by eslampiece December 20, 2006

Jetson fart

Expulsion of intestinal gas released in a manner similar to the exhaust of the Jetsons' flying car- continuous, but composed of several short, discrete releases- while one is moving, as if being powered by the flatulence.

I just totally Jetson farted my way down that moving walkway, bro.

by Brodium Dudeconate July 13, 2010

jetlog

When you travel and get constipated, you might suffer from jetlog. Try as you might those logs won't leave you. Tends to occur simultaneously with jetlag.

Usually I am so regular you can set my bodily movements to a clock, but after traveling all day I have jetlog.

by FunSherah October 13, 2011

Jetka

The most epic, legendary, bulletproof asian ninja teenage girl you ever meet EVER. Usually found with two toned hair and an ugly handbag. Does she care? Like a honey badger, she does not. So suck it.

Jetka Wanner is your hero. Period.

by kidfromyesterday November 30, 2011

jerkolive

a crazy clown who drinks and tells people to fook off

getting drunk with make up on and telling people to fook off is jerkolive

by sixpac1965 January 10, 2014