Yet another TV show / film that makes New Jersey look bad. This time, MTV is the creator and Seaside Heights is the setting. Instead of filming a show about people who are actually from the Jersey Shore, they focus on the stereotypical fist-pumping, spikey-haired, roid-shooting, shirtless guidos who travel down from New York in the summer.
JOHN FROM BELMAR, NJ:
"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"
MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:
"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."
JOHN:
"Me neither."
MIKE:
"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."
JOHN:
"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
"MTV Jersey shore was on again last night. You see it?"
MIKE FROM LONG BRANCH, NJ:
"No... I can't stand that fuckin show."
JOHN:
"Me neither."
MIKE:
"Yeah, fuck that show. If we see any film crews at the beach next summer, lets start a riot on the boardwalk."
JOHN:
"Now that would be a show worth watching..."
by Mr. Ferrari January 27, 2010
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When I get lonely I often drive my big jacked up Cummins through Jersey Shore PA in means of picking up a 16 year old truck slut who I will have sex with and never speak to you again.
TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES IN JERSEY SHORE PA
Person 1: yo man what are you up to?
Person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing Copenhagen and watching my dogs fuck.
Person 1: well I was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
Person 2: hell yeah man I'd love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
Person 1: good idea I'm just going to use the 9 iron tonight.
Person 2: where are we going to go?
Person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of Jersey Shore and Pine Creek till 4am.
Person 2: sounds like a plan dude I'll see you later.
NEXT MORNING........
Person 2: " has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to Facebook.
2 HOURS LATER. ...
Person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipshit out of jail.
TYPICAL FRIDAY NIGHT ACTIVITIES IN JERSEY SHORE PA
Person 1: yo man what are you up to?
Person 2: nothing much just sitting on my porch chewing Copenhagen and watching my dogs fuck.
Person 1: well I was calling to see if you wanted to go do something tonight, maybe porcupine beating?
Person 2: hell yeah man I'd love to do that let me just go to the thrift store downtown and pick up a new baseball bat.
Person 1: good idea I'm just going to use the 9 iron tonight.
Person 2: where are we going to go?
Person 1: we will probably just drive every possible backroad of Jersey Shore and Pine Creek till 4am.
Person 2: sounds like a plan dude I'll see you later.
NEXT MORNING........
Person 2: " has friend take a picture of person one and himself with 4 dead porcupines, a baseball bat, and a 9 iron and posts it to Facebook.
2 HOURS LATER. ...
Person 1: calls his dad frantically and asks if he can come bail him and dipshit out of jail.
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Playgirl bunny 1 "Did you see what I did to all those chicks?"
Playgirl bunny 2 "Ya, you should be on the Jersey Shore you whore."
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