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jeretard

a combo of jeremy and retard. but hes not rlly a retard. jeretard is an 8 grade boy overseas who fails at athletics, does fucking awesome in academics and is also a bra strap. he is also our GBFTNG. LOVE YA JERETARD(:
*on skype*

A: WHERES OUR GBFTNG?!

*jeremy has signed on

B: JERETARD.
by justard October 18, 2010
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Jerard

Is a normal name, nerd , loves to read, quiet boy, always sleeps late, short, pretty fine, and he loves to be pat by girls
Jerard is a nerdy bitch
by Mitsuki Kun June 11, 2021
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Jerean

You look good, you must be Jerean.
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Jermarius

Jermarius Is an loyal person and fun person he has a girlfriend he treats her good he’s a little toxic he’s a kid full of dreams he’s clumsy knows how to make friends and knows how to make people laugh And he is sometimes a caring person
Jermarius why you do that
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Jermard Jeebeez Binky

The smart, kind, and youngest son of the infamous Quandale Dingle. He has made it his life's mission to help the less-fortunate. He has also been to space and is an accomplished astronaut.
Person1 : "Hey what's Jermard's full name?"

Person2 " Jermard Jeebeez Binky "
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Dirty Jerbear

Is a prominent position within the Lupearians that is held by a masculine petite male, that is initiated into the role of the Dirty Jerbear by preforming several Lupearian ritual acts from the Books of Rancid Nasties. The average age of a Dirty Jerbear is between 18-22 years of age.

It is said, that in order for a masculine petite male to be entered into the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear, they must follow strict dietary and low body mass conditions. Other conditions include a horseshoe styled mustache that serves as the male version cum catcher.

The ultimate purpose of the Dirty Jerbear, is to serve the Alpha Lupearians by catching their cum during certain Lupearian rituals. The horseshoe styled mustache assists by catching residual cum that might have been missed.

It was speculated that the rituals of the Dirty Jerbear were practiced in Sodom and Gomorrah but the practices were forgotten after the destruction by God. The practice of the Dirty Jerbear was rediscovered at the end of the 3rd century, decades after the re-emergence of the Lupearians.
A new Dirty Jerbear has been named.
by Cactus Jack and B. Bird March 11, 2021
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