jerked

To get played, getting ripped-off for something.

Damm yo, I got jerked man, they sold me this jacket fo 500 when it was 250 at the store next door.

by MiZ TYZ April 13, 2007

Jickety Janked

1) Something that is completely fucked up or out of the ordinary

2) An unforeseen or unexpected event

Ex hey man did you see that guy his face is so jickety janked

man jack bauer just jickety janked that terrorist....

Ex I was walking down the street and saw an old lady pound a mickey and attack the mail man. That's jickety janked

The fact that anyone would trade for Jason Blake is jickety janked.

by brianmcgarry February 4, 2010

jenkem

Fermented mixture of ripened sewage used primarily in Africa and third-world Near Asian countries as a glue-high substitute.

Many orphaned and deprived children in civil-war torn Sub-Saharan Tanzania are dependent on jenkem.

by Kazhakkey Szervusz-Thackur November 10, 2005

Junked

When you press or rub your bulge on any part of someone with or without their consent.

Dang, Jeff just totally junked that girl by the bar.

Girl you best move your chair and let me pass unless you want your back junked.

by the boogie man lives! December 12, 2010

Janked Up

Something that is messed up or not right.

This pie tastes very janked up.

by Will Grennay January 13, 2007

Bake Jenedict

Bake Jenedict, no relation to the real life Jake, is a side character to his one true love and main character Caylioa.

He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))

This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.

GUY1-So then I took a potato chip and I-

BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!

GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.

GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-

*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*

GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.

GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!

by Justadumbassontheinternet January 12, 2022

janked

to be "muffed up" or "fucked up"

dang, that guys face is hella janked up.

by elvis bojangle May 20, 2009