jeeze

jeeze: compliment shouted at woman with bak-off (extremely round, pert tight arse jus waiting for a slap) The origin of this word is unknown but does have links back to the days of christ (when that fake ass crap was written anyway). Best in use when u see sum fine galli with her dick head fella, as u approach stare at her and once she passes, check for bak-off. If apparent u may shout "jeeze!" and if her fella looks simply say " wagwan blud! wat u lookin at u prick"

"jeeze! that galli had bak-off" or " jeeze! babyluv wats ure name"

by unknown cruisader April 23, 2008

jeezed

Enhiliated in any and everyway
can be used for anything associated with "bad"

i got jeezed at hockey last night
i jeezed joe when he tried to jook me
while i was geeving, i jeezed my bro for snitching on me, for jooking him... he got merked nawt, he got JEEZED

by Peter Ferraro February 24, 2008

jeezer

A pimped out jersy of any sport

Yo man, I gotta get that sick jeezer for the game.

by Daniel Walcott May 12, 2003

hmm jeeze wow

The three words of used in conjunction to express bewilderment. Should not be overused.

Gay Boy: It's sweet to be single, cause you can be in a room with 6 girls and get with all of them.

Straight Boy: hmm jeeze wow

by anonymous2344323 August 6, 2006

jeezer

Slang for a sport jersey.

Check my new Lakers Jeezer dawg.

by Dj-Bigup May 14, 2003

jeeven

That super annoying friend everyone has, yet r still friends with

Jeeven is being really annoying!!!

Stop being such a Jeeven!

by All_the_good_names_were_gone February 10, 2014

jeezemaster

To be proficient in releasing seaman juices on various parts of the woman body with extreme accurancy. The first 'jeezemaster' to appear on recprd was on April 10, 2004, when Billy C. 'jeezed' his lover on command. The fallowing night, Billy asked where she wanted it, and with pin point accurancy hit her jeans. Such control is what ascended him to the rank of 'jeezemaster'

Listin Jill, Steve was alot of fun last night, but the jeezemaster I had the night before was amazing.

I have trained all my life, and I may never become half the jeezemaster billy is.

by yo April 19, 2004