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Jebemu

South-Slavic for Fuck or even in some cases Fuck it. Common variations of this word are:
Jebemu mater (to motherfuck, literally translates to: " I fuck his mother" and similar contexts)
Majojebac (Motherfucker)
Jerbemu/Hebemu (A family friendly version of jebemu)
Most commonly used to express anger, dissatisfaction and negative feelings in general. Also frequently heard in traffic jams on the Balkans.
1: *stubs toe* JEBEMU!
by Damnit May 30, 2017
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Jeeta

Jeta

This is the handle given to a Grandma when she is the most wonderful ever grandmother. Her cooking is amazing. Her loving is legendary. She plays fun games and has no bedtimes. She always has candies and cookies and makes cakes and pies.
A Jeeta is the most amazing, unbelievable Grandma in the world!
by Roxannaroxanna September 6, 2020
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Jeet

In crypto trading, someone who sells pretty much no matter what. One or two red candles? Expect jeet panick selling. Also known for selling at a profit so low that it doesnt even cover the tax, and doing so for no reason.

Generally there are two theories about the words origin:

1) Jeet = didja eat/ja'eat? Since they're always readily taking no or zero profit, perhaps because they need a dollar menu somewhere to sustain themselves.

2) Jeet = pajeet. Because they flood the group chats of all the tokens, ask if they should invest $10,000 as if they have $10,000, ask a million questions about the token and make demands of the developer, etc. At some point they quietly throw in what is usually an amount 100 times smaller than what they were talking about in chat...only to pull it for literally any reason in the world.
"STOP SELLING, JEETS!" or "Jeets are gonna jeet..."
by Tegridy February 4, 2022
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jebote

It is NOT fuck you.
its FUCK.

Jebise is FUCK YOU in serbian.

vazi brate? aj caoos!
Ejjj, jebote that shit was awsome !!!
by MalaaSerbian May 25, 2009
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Jeet Jet?

The butchering of the phrase "Did you eat yet?" by Pittsburghers. It's so horrible how we do this.
Person A: Jeet jet?
Person B: No, j'oo?
by Lady Pain March 5, 2005
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Jeet Kune Doist

A Student or Master of Bruce Lee's martial art Jeet Kune Do.
Eric Paulson (pro MMA fighter & instructor) is a Jeet Kune Doist.
by Brad O'Lee January 21, 2009
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jeeter

The common red-necked Jeeter can be found sporting a worn agricultural product or automotive sports cap at a roadhouse bar, where a chain-link fence shields the questionable talent from bottle hurling locals. (the hat's foam printed front is a requirement, mesh back is optional).

The Jeeter is usually scruffy, with at least a four-day beard and often twice as much growth sprouting from nostrils and ears. Skinny and with darting eyes, the Jeeter emerges from his dented and jacked-up Ford F-150, 85 Camaro or un-muffled Station Wagon, sun baked to perfection with fresh nicotine tarnish accenting his moustache and fingers. Look for the scraggly salt-and-pepper hair jutting out from beneath his cap on Northern Jeeters, and for Southern Jeeters, a longer mullet will often be present. The vocal laugh of the common Jeeter sounds like a bass note coming from a bleached dashboard speaker that has torn from its rim. Teeth are, of course, optional.

Another mark of distinction is a nearly empty chain-to-belt wallet, and fingernails that look like the contain a 1/4 pound of driveway sealant.

When seen entering a strip joint, the Jeeter wallet contains a surprising amount ot greasy, wrinkled $1 bills.
Diverse examples of this sub-species can be found from Northern Maine to Florida, and westward to all suburbs and rural areas where major appliances and assorted dirt bike parts frequently adorn oil-soaked driveways, front lots and crowded porches.

Despite their unlikely candidacy as mates, Jeeters produce many offspring, and their broods are often found crowding around the tasting griddle at Costco, screaming in a MacDonald's bathroom or parking lot, or stealing Slim Jims at the 7-11.

Common names for the males are:
Dwayne, Jimbo, Darell, Earl, Bud, Jesse or Slim.

Common names for the females are:
Crystal, Kimmy, Darryl, Clarice, Janice or Ronnie.

For some reason, almost all the eldest offspring have the same name, "DoItNOW Shithead", and the younger offspring are usually called, "You Too!".
by Garrett T. Jeffries August 17, 2006
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