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Jeanis Joner

Noun. An erection while wearing jeans.
1. There is nothing worse than a jeanis joner encounter at the bar.

2. Get your jeanis joner outta here!

3. Anyone who's ever been to a school dance knows about jeanis joners.

4. Man, his jeanis joner was so hard.
by Natty Dog September 23, 2011
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Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.
hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out
by jamie laurence May 16, 2011
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Jeanis

Jeanis is the term for when your jeans bunch up, making you look like you have a penis.
I would love to wear these jeans, but they give me a huge jeanis...
by thatonechick2392 June 15, 2011
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Jeancis

A weird ass dominican girl who don't know how to act sometimes and crosses the line 70% of the time but can be funny and sweet and kinda supportive when the time is right. Btw her boyfriend is Kevin hopefully they'll last a life time because they a good couple lowkey
"yo you deadass acting like a Jeancis right now
by darielthedeity April 15, 2019
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Jeanis

A penis, made of or covered entirely by blue American denim.
Yo man, that's the nicest jeanis I've seen all summer!
by TheJeansBandit April 26, 2020
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Jeanise

The prettiest girl on Earth, cute but also cold-hearted at times
Friend: Hey you got a crush on Jeanise?
You: Who doesn't
by A heartbroken man September 5, 2020
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Jenlisatard

A sexy Male who's stupidly in love with Jennie and Lisa from Blackpink and is obsessed with them.
Guy 1: I would sell my house just to get sandwiched between Jennie's hot milky thicc ass thighs and get grinded on by Lisa everyday🥵
Guy 2: You are so Jenlisatard
by Jenlisatard May 1, 2021
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