jizz-wailer

Found in the Star Wars universe most notably in the Return of the Jedi. A jizz-wailer is a musician who plays a fast, contemporary, upbeat style of music.

(1) "Man that Jizz-Wailer can really shred".

(2) "I had a band of Jizz-Wailers play at my wedding".

by starwarsgeek March 10, 2010

Take a jizz for my wizz

Another way of saying"i need to pee"

Yo man i really gots to take a jizz for my wizz

by MarvelosityReigns November 7, 2009

jizz-inducing

(adj.) Literally, to coax jizz out of a man's balls. Used to describe a thing or person that is hot.

'Man, these are some jizz-inducing pics!'

by keyshaw May 5, 2004

Jizz Walk

The awkward moments post fuck between bed and bathroom where a girl must contain her lovers baby batter caged within her box, in order to avoid a trail of cum being left like that of Hansel and Gretels breadcrumb path home. This is usually carried out in the manner of one who's knees have been sewn together, with the lower leg replicating the motions of a set of fast moving bicycle pedals, and therefore killing even the last smidgen of post cum face attraction dead.

"Oh, I nearly got caught short on that jizz walk"

"I near slid on my arse during a jizz walk once"

"Don't laugh at me doing the Jizz walk"

"Love there's some tissues there - fuck the jizz walk!"

by imaffit November 27, 2009

Jizz Slick

Creamy white or off white film found floating on top of water found in bathtubs, whirlpools, party coves, and most commonly hot tubs

Ervis: Bro lets get in the hot tub dude
Drago: Nahh man theres a pretty gnarly jizz slick in there from Vinny last night

by Chawwee3 January 3, 2011

Jizz Ant

Ants found throughout the homosexual parks of Queensland, Australia. The large size of the ants is primarily attributed to the extra protein they receive from ingesting sperm (Jizz). The ants often congregate in the public toilets within the parks due to the abundance of Jizz often spilt of the ground during certain homosexual acts.

1. Don't go in the toilets I just saw a huge Jizz Ant in there.

by Gould Adams March 3, 2011

Jizz Guzzling Eel

A man of very large proportion, normally 6 foot 7 or taller, who hangs around the team and professes to be a part of it but finished his career in the 15's.

Look at that jizz guzzling eel, he thinks he could play quarterback for the Broncs.

by Frank Handle October 20, 2023