Armchair Jock

An avid sports fan who really doesn't play any sport, but has a vast knowlege of the ins & outs of their sport of choice.

Bob knows more about football than any of the players on the football team. He's a true armchair jock

by J-Mar September 1, 2008

Jockel

a really funny joke (german).

A: Meine Mutter wurde gestern angezündet und ist verstorben.. :(
B: HAAAH, was ein Jockel lol....

by JockelFan88 May 24, 2021

jock mort

rhyming slang for good sort - when sung refers to the whereabouts of a hot chick

"jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort, jock mort"

by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008

swamp jockey

One who rides swamp donkeys on the reg.

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"

by callaham April 22, 2010

Jock Legend

long off the tee but not with a big hooky topspin flight. anyone can hit it long with the hook. you have to be a beast in the gym and be willing to rip off the top in front of the ladies and know that you look great. proper ron burgandy i look good shit. also you have to be good with the ladies. proper charmer and have that twinkle in your eye when a nice lady walks by.

Going to play golf with some Jock Legends

by bossofthemoss June 28, 2011

jock sniff

The act of jocking a male athlete for no good reason. Example: Drake, Jeff H.

Jeff is the biggest Verlander jock sniff.

by McWeenus May 26, 2014

Jock Pussy

Noun: A masculine and dominant vagina owned by a FtM trans-person.

"Bro lemme be gay with your jock pussy"

by Lemon-lenin May 30, 2019