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Jakk Wylde

Stage name for Tralee born musician J.D. Is currently a piercer in Metal Urges Tattoo and Piercing studio.
For many years he excelled as a semi-pro wrestler within the Tralee Wrestling Federation, until his music called back to him. His grandiose signature stylings and impressive use of the "sweep-picking" technique, have gained him an almost God-like status within the Kerry music scene.
His name is taken as a variation on the famous Black Label Society guitarist "Zakk Wylde". Although this was probably done to achieve some notariety, in his own right he has gained a somewhat ammount of infamy.
Has been known to shave off all his body hair for areo-dynamic purposes, he mainly does it for easy access into John Sykes style leather pants.
Has been known to be quite aggressive when approached, it is best to proceed from behind as his latent homosexual tendancies get him to " ...be kind from behind"
When asked what he thought of Jakk, Yngwie Malmstein replied : "...who the fuck are you talking about man?!!? .. and no i don't fucking like doughnuts!!!!!!"
"man that shit was Jakk Wylde"
by tralee-msic-buff June 19, 2008
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JakkySmh

A rude person who is mean to everybody no matter what, and argues without stop, causing everyone to hate him. No one likes him, except himself, and he likes soccer. He hates Messi but loves Ronaldo, which no one likes.
Tinas_ii: There is JakkySmh
Pokemon_GoYea: He disgusts me!
by Pokemon_GoYea March 20, 2019
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jakkola

A sexual beast with an insatiable lust able to have any man she wants and enjoys being mounted
That girl i smashed is such a jakkola
by Dmoney45 December 11, 2016
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Jakke

A name for someone so stupid it gets funny. these people are also very sweet.
He cheated on an open book test. He is such a Jakke !!
by the-1-and-only December 2, 2021
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jakkob

a little emo guy with a small personality but huge penis. Gets drunk at the drop of a dime and shows his dick to old ladies.
Dude did u see that! he totally Jakkobed that old bitch!
by Dolly.Dorkface April 6, 2008
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jakko

Jakko touches me and I feel good inside.
He touches my willy and I shoot my load.
"Will I get another tenner if I undo another button Mr jakko?"
by Beighton November 27, 2003
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jackkie

jackie known as smart funny and cute in all ways shes cool and sweet to everyone she meets. when in an awkward situation she hopes for the best and is really good with making friends she is also one of the weirdest people you can ever meet. All around nice and makes clubs loves anime/manga and action games shes okay with huging people and she is most likely leader of a group she made and her co-leader is her crush shes also faithful to her boyfriend or girlfriend.
girl 1: man i wish i was in the group with jackkie

boy 1: yeah and shes cute
girl 2: oh cut it she has a crush i think

boy 1: oh yeah ...
boy 2: she is still hot
girl 1: she is still taken
by AngelsAreMeLiveToLove April 27, 2017
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