An incredibly intense sexual experience. It usually requires peanut butter to be considered a true Slippery Jasper.
by iddqd87 July 29, 2009
Get the Slippery Jasper mug.The followers of the great figure, Jasper. Jasper is believed to be an idealized mythical stature that appears only when the sun meets at 1470 and ends at 1580. If you ever meet Jasper the great,you will be blessed with temporary Jasp instillment.
by Javeling September 13, 2017
Get the Jasperian mug.Great unique loving name. Loyal beautiful caring person always by your side. Quiet, but cheerful once you get to know them. They'll make you feel great and heart warmed when depressed. Nothing will keep them from cheering you up. You'll always see a smile on their face no matter what. Very Smart. Can figure out anything by herself with time. If you say something and change your mind, they'll convince you to say it. They have perfect eyes with a pretty smile. Isn't anything else in this world that will brighten your life up as her.
by Unique names 🙌 December 2, 2018
Get the Jaslenn mug.by Chris Tan January 7, 2010
Get the Smelly Jasper mug.Jaslen is one badass motherfucker. She’s a fucking an amazing ass friend. She’s a ride or die. She loves sucking dick, (don’t worry ladies, she loves eating pussy too). She’ll fuck someone up if they mess with her or the people she cares about. She only loves, no hatred. She’s a motherfucking champion at sex and she’s good at it. When you see a Jaslen, you better hold on to her and not let go before someone takes that shit, cuz her shit’s bomb as fuck. Anyways, that’s my definition of a Jaslen, peace out fuck heads.
Jaslen is a motherfucking queen.
by Someone who gives no fucks June 21, 2016
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Person 1: Dude, why are you smiling like a dork?
Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.
Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
Person 2: Because, I just talked to Jasper.
Person 1: Oh, that explains everything. Lucky person!
by RaspberrySmoothie November 7, 2011
Get the Jasper mug.Jasper is piece of shit who supports a shitty club like Varcelona and suck my cock so bad.He was born in Finland somewhere between Helsinki and Ghana.To be honest my dick was up when I see his ass,I want to fuck this cunty ass so hard so he gonna die in agony.
by Anton1100 March 20, 2022
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