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Jaslen 

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Jaslen is one badass motherfucker. She’s a fucking an amazing ass friend. She’s a ride or die. She loves sucking dick, (don’t worry ladies, she loves eating pussy too). She’ll fuck someone up if they mess with her or the people she cares about. She only loves, no hatred. She’s a motherfucking champion at sex and she’s good at it. When you see a Jaslen, you better hold on to her and not let go before someone takes that shit, cuz her shit’s bomb as fuck. Anyways, that’s my definition of a Jaslen, peace out fuck heads.
Jaslen is a motherfucking queen.
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Jaslen 

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Jaslen is a good looking goddess and is very shy and loves making friends she also loves being in her phone but bot as much as being with her Besties and she can get any guy she wants. She is also the most weirdest, crazy and fun girl you will meet.
Oh my gosh she made the whole class laugh she's such a Jaslen
Jaslen by MelanieMartinez83! December 1, 2017
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Jaslene • Jaslen • Jaslena • jaslendy • jaslenedoesart • Jaslenn • Jaslenne • jaylen • jalen • jasleen

jaslen 

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A girl you’re in love with
i would sell my soul for jaslen.
jaslen by Bigjiggs December 10, 2022
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Jaylenne 

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a girl who is independent loud fun and gorgous she has the best personality ever even though she can get a little bitchy sometimes
to get to the point she's PERFECT
i love jaylenne
Jaylenne by riwjjksi12 September 28, 2011
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Jaslin

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A very Beautiful go to talk to and she’s smart and outgoing and she loves to hang with friends she has a lot of friends and she’s good girlfriend so if you have a Jaslin in your life you might want to keep her because she will always love you no matter what she’s the most happiest person on the world and she is very pretty a lot of guys love her but she doesn’t think she that pretty but you have to tell her she is and that you love her
Wow jaslin your really cute
Jaslin by Mill September 26, 2018
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Jaylen Waddle 

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Fast; Faster than other people
Jim: that bird is fast

Rick: no, that bird is Jaylen Waddle
Jaylen Waddle by Bama.Wave September 3, 2018
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Jalena 

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A beautiful woman who will love you no matter what. You'll easily fall in love with her and once you do you're guaranteed to be in a long lasting relationship. She is the type of woman you never want to lose. She means the world to you and you'll protect her with your will. If you by all means screw up the relationship, you've just lost the perfect girl. You will be known as a Cretin.
Guy: That girl is such a Jalena.
Jalena by Pow wow you're going down February 13, 2015
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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