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Jadon

Jadon is by far the most supreme being in the existence of the universe. Women (even lesbians) want to be with him, and men want to be him. He is full of glorious powers and wisdom. But when provoked he will cast lighting bolts of holy righteousness upon your punk ass!
Person 1 - "HOLY SHIT, IT'S JADON!"

Person 2 - "OMFG NO WAY!"

Person 3 - "I THINK I JUST HAD AN ORGASM!"
by Viking Zombie September 22, 2010
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Jard

To be rear ended, shafted or generally fucked over.
Tony got jard(ed) by his manager and it left him in tears.
by Michael Yornie March 24, 2017
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Jadon

Jadon is that funny kid who likes to joke around and is a bit of a troublemaker. Some people may find him annoying, but he couldn't care less, he just is who he is. He has the most amazing smile, bet they didn't expect that. Alot of the people who find him "annoying" just don't know what they're missing out on
*Jadon walks in room and sits down*

Teacher- JADON! You're late, now take your hood off and show me your homework!

Jadon- Nahh *leans back in chair and throws something at teacher*

Preppy girl- Ugh he needs to just go die, or at least shut up once in awhile omg he's so annoying....

tomboy- Dude this is my kinda guy, I NEED his number
by ThatOneChick96 December 28, 2011
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Keith Jardine

A MMA fighter for the UFC, made famous after being cast as a heavyweight under coach Rich Franklin on the second season of the Ultimate Fighter on Spike TV. Although he didn't win, Jardine still got a career in the UFC, where he dropped down to the light heavyweight division. He has fought the likes of Houston Alexander, along with his fellow Ultimate Fighter alumni Stephan Bonner and Forrest Griffin. His major victory came in September 22, 2007 when he won split decision against the "Iceman" Chuck Liddell.
Keith Jardine's current MMA record is 13 Wins - 3 Losses - 1 Draws.
by cecilie w November 14, 2007
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jadrool

jadrool is the italian for cucumber and why italians choose fruit for derogatory slang remains a mystery. Colloquially it means "lazy bum" and can be used amicably or as an insult.
"Be cool, jadrool."
or
"get a job you fuckin' jadrool!"
by allahverga April 26, 2009
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Jardani

The name Jardani can be masculine or feminine. - Jardani is a like a cool breeze over the mountains. You are blessed, anointed and highly favored by God. Jardani has God's Grace and Favor to accomplish everything they set out to do with ease. They sore over mountains like eagles! And their youth never fades away. Jardani is beautiful inside and out! And can never be defeated!
Jardani as in John Wick alternative name for John. Meaning God's Gracious Gift Also alternative for Janet same meaning.
by JCRules June 8, 2019
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jaidon

Dayum that jaidon is one bad ass mother fucker
by Tmi friday June 27, 2016
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