jagex

an elite group of assholes paid to make a mass group of people who pay them to play a game for years only to have the game screwed up and the fun of it ripped out from under them all headed by their faithful ass clown leader andrew gower

jagex sucks ass!!!!!!!!

by lapdances r us January 6, 2008

Jalexia

Jalexia is an artist of every medium. She can draw, paint, write, direct, juggle, and even shake her ass if she wanted to. She’s shy, but around the right people she’s outgoing. She’ll steal your heart with just one glance, but beware getting close to her. She doesn’t have any room for people since her art comes before anything and everyone. She’s open minded and likes the attention on her art rather herself. She can be a real bitch if you screw her over so don’t ya know do that. She is a social justice advocate and declares equality through her artwork. Good luck finding a Jalexia!

Dude: Holy shit, that’s Jalexia...I never thought I’d see one.

Jalexia: I’m not a fucking unicorn.

by Lana Del neigh December 12, 2018

japes

When a person or situation is out of hand, volatile, or reaches it's maximum potential, it is said to be japes.

"shit was japes last night, man"

by heinhelm February 26, 2011

jalexis

A really hot girl that’s not shy at all but she doesn’t have a lot of confidence but she knows deep down what’s right and what’s wrong but closes to do both and she also likes guys but goes for the bad guys that breaks hearts and not the good guys that would do anything for her!!

My friend is such a jalexis.

by Aj O. May 17, 2018

JaGeX

Stands for Java Gaming Experts. They're known for creating the game Runescape, an mmorpg. Some despise them, while others love them. Despite their growing number of fans, the only people to spread the word about them are people who have quit the game, giving it a bad reputation. The reason no good things are said about the company is becase everyone who likes them is to addicted to their games.

If Jagex advertised on Cartoon Network, they would control the next generation.

by Slatte October 3, 2006

japenguins

noun- an underground group of terrorist Japanese penguins who've been plotting the hostile take over of our Canadian neighbors to the north. They love to Salsa. Oh yeah...

It's getting near dark.
When lights close their tired eyes.
I'll soon be wiJAPENGUINS!!!

Japenguin Attack!!!

by Brian Henneberry December 8, 2007

JaGeX

JaGeX is a British company, best known for producing the popular MMORPG Runescape. They have also made several other smaller games, that are not as famous. Examples are Vertigo and Gold Mine. They have been put down for having poor customer service. According to Andrew Gower, the name means "Java Game Experts".

"Hello there!" said Andrew Gower, to his friend, Bob.

"Hello, Andrew!" said Bob. "How are you?"

"Oh, I've just been working on making another famous game like Runescape or Vertigo." replied Andrew.

"Oh, I forgot, you work at JaGeX."

"Yeah."

by Vintic aka Elliot June 25, 2006