janne and brooke

only the 2 best ppl in the world

that person was so cool
yeah they were a total brooke and janne

by jon March 18, 2005

janne warman/ wirman

not gay ungay no bumsex area then again, he might be cause someone said all keyboard players ARE but I can't mention this person by name cause they want mod status *rolls eyes* :P

Janne isn't gay. Or maybe he is.

by Ha. February 10, 2005

Jannes

Is an attractive guy with a big booty! Every man wants him but not everyone get him. He is very direct, smart, lovely, funny and an handsome guy.

He is very vain

Don’t look the hole day at yourself in the mirror

“Urghh … such a Jannes”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jann

Jann is a beautiful boy who you can never forget. When he want someone he will get her but he loose his intrest very fast... he broke a lot of hearts and there’s a new girl that he loves but deep inside he know he love an another girl. Jann is the beat boy I’ve met and when you get him never let him go... he can make you happy... very happy. Jann I still love you... look at the stars and think about our first kiss under the night sky on the *8*6 I have never stopped loving you and i hope you love me too.

Ich liebe dich immernoch jann

by Fischi October 30, 2017

Jannes Van Winden

A woman with a thicccccc boottttyyyyy. You honestly cant keep your dick in your pants around her.

You just know she gon be a MILF! A bit stinky tho

person 1: Bro the elevator was so full this morning couldnt even get in :(

person 2: Mustve been in there with a Jannes Van Winden

other example

person 1: Bruh something is blocking my view

*takes a couple steps back*

ohhhhhhh its that girl with a big dump truck

person 2: you mean Jannes Van Winden?

by Laurasexgod January 10, 2024

Janne

You probably never met a Janne before in your life.

He is most likely someone living in the northern parts of the world with a long red beard and a viking helmet on his head.

Janne means translated = "God is gracious."
But he is probably not.

"Look at this dude, he is big, has a beard and wears a viking helmet."
"His name must be Janne."

by Jannylili November 22, 2021

Jannes

A person who's specialized in producing the loudest and stinkiest farts ever witnessed in human history. Their fathers are mostly very tasty (read: admirable) entrepreneurs which everyone wants to sexually please with their mouths.

That cow smells like shit, he's such a Jannes!

by Bassket November 21, 2021