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maneurysm

The poor chap had a maneurysm just seconds after copulation began.
by Mr Carl Winslow February 23, 2009
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Maneurysm

An abnormal public breakdown of manners.
When Kyle broke up with her, Wendy had a maneurysm and threw a complete temper tantrum in the five-star restaurant, howling curses and hurling her knife.
by mdlieb April 2, 2011
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maneurysm

To have an aneurysm as a result of doing something incredibly masculine or testosterone fueled.
Bob had a maneurysm after skydiving out of an airplane in a monster truck while eating Doritos, watching football and lifting weights all at once.
by barisax July 18, 2014
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Maneurysm

A weakness in a blood vessel in the brain that balloons and fills with blood caused by a guy listening to too many insane feminist theories.
I swear, if I hear one more loony broad insisting that women get paid less than men for the same work, im going to have a maneurysm.
by exodusprime August 27, 2016
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aneurysmonatoiletphobia

The acute and crippling fear of having an aneurysm on a toilet.
"Anybody could kill you! You could slip and fall on a banana peel! You could get in a car wreck! You can fall off a bridge!"

"You could have an aneurysm on a toilet! You never know..."

"My aneurysmonatoiletphobia prohibits me from using a toilet at all. I use that bucket in the corner, and save of my water bill!"
by Poh-tay-toesiez February 24, 2021
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Janeirys

A beautiful girl who is really cute and Generous. If you meet someone that her name is Janeirys, it's better to go and get her. She's also funny and if your going to mess with her, you're going to be in big trouble. She doesn't like it iether when you bother her friends, cause once you make fun of her friends or bother them, she'll just get more angry that she will never stop until she beats you up.
Janeirys
by LaJlatina November 23, 2021
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maneurysm

fuck bitches get money
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when men are so fucking annoying they give u an actual aneurysm.
James, Alex, and Darren are so fucking annoying they gave me a maneurysm.
by Holiday2115 March 29, 2022
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