Someone is a very spontaneous Lover,athletic, and is a excellent kisser.
Also someone is sometimes very geeky and sexy.
Also someone is sometimes very geeky and sexy.
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by Mzblueyez71 December 20, 2016
Get the jalen mug.The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.
He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!
by El Craigo May 27, 2008
Get the Jalapenis mug.She is a fine girl. Very thiccckkkkk and is very loving. Don’t let Jaleeya go cause you will really regret it. Jaleeya is a nice looking black girl and can sing. She is very smart and cool. Just remember if you in a relationship with her keep her and don’t play with your emotions.
Oooo she a fine mama.
Nahhh that’s a fine Jaleeya. If you get her you treat her like bands, save her. 💏❤️
Nahhh that’s a fine Jaleeya. If you get her you treat her like bands, save her. 💏❤️
by Lilmama0223 November 9, 2018
Get the Jaleeya mug.A condition of the digestive system where, upon expelling intestinal gas from your bowles (farting) or defecating (shitting), your anus feels as though it is being burned by hydrochloric acid.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
**SIDE NOTE** Caution is advised when jalepeno asshole is experienced because it is often accompanied by explosive diarrhea.
Usually caused by consuming large amounts of very spicy mexican food, or jalepeno beef jerky.
by EricTheRed November 14, 2004
Get the jalapeno asshole mug.Refers to one which possesses the traits of a rogue, particularly one from around the Spanish-German border. Common attributes which are linked to a "jaleguar" would be the art of stealth, pickpocketing, having hit lists in your back pocket, throwing knives at walls, and working for a top secret Spanish-German headquarters which no one but the jaleguar knows the location of. One will never notice when a jaleguar is approaching them because of their clever stealthing techniques, which include wearing self-made moccasins; they make the jaleguar virtually impossible to track. One might think that a gust of wind hit their pants, when in reality, a "jaleguar" just stole their wallet.
Pronounced "Haleguar", or "Haguar" as a nickname. (The J sounds like an H because of its spanish decent.)
Pronounced "Haleguar", or "Haguar" as a nickname. (The J sounds like an H because of its spanish decent.)
"That Jaleguar...!"
"I told that Jaleguar to meet us 20 minutes ago...he must be on another mission."
"He stole the knives from the school cafeteria and didn't get caught. What a Jaleguar!"
"He had his leather driving gloves custom made in Italy, so that they are skin tight...what a Jaleguar!"
"I told that Jaleguar to meet us 20 minutes ago...he must be on another mission."
"He stole the knives from the school cafeteria and didn't get caught. What a Jaleguar!"
"He had his leather driving gloves custom made in Italy, so that they are skin tight...what a Jaleguar!"
by David Becks December 12, 2008
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