jalpon

The act (or acts if it’s jalponZ) of pushing someone down a flight of stairs.

I got so mad at Bob that I jalponed him.

by Kamuyamial October 15, 2017

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Jalonda

A very outgoing and fun person. Loves certain types of food from other cultures. Doesn’t like fake people and avoids the most obnoxious ones. Won’t let anybody get in her way and does the most to strive.

She acts like she is a Jalonda

by JayMar2005 January 27, 2019

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Jalon Brockington

A fucking cunt that hasn't finished the first episode of his show but is working on the second season already.

Aidan: Hey when is episode 1 coming out?
Jalon Brockington: Idk. But what do u think about these ideas for season 2?
Aidan: *physical confusion*

by UrBestFriendVoid69 November 15, 2019

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Jalona

A pretty ass girl who doesn’t show emotions after while and stops caring once she gets done wrong by anybody. Very pretty though.

Man, my girl is a Jalona. i love it but hate it here.

by baby goat. March 24, 2020

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Jalon Hazzard

The king of the world not famous not rich but very fortunate

Who tf is Jalon hazzard

OMG ARE YOU SLOW ? THE KING OF LIFE OBVY
but isnt the king of life .. God ?
Yeah but hes gonna have to past that crown over one day JK!

by JAYHLON June 23, 2021

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Jalion

A guy who's built like Michaelangelo's statues, he's sweet and doesn't miss a church sermon. Very funny, charming, and makes jokes that never get old.

Omg, Jalion is so cute!

by nutterbutterboy September 21, 2021

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