Usually haves big dicks and leaves girls num
Great sense of humor , well dress
Found to be the center of attention
Great sense of humor , well dress
Found to be the center of attention
Jakobe is so finee
by World Geography December 21, 2016
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(friend): Where is the car park ticket?
(Poor soul): hmm I'm sure I had it somewhere over here...
(friend): Oh no! Did you jakkify it?
(Poor soul): wait, wait, I'm sure it's somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): It's been jakkified!
(Poor soul): hmm I'm sure I had it somewhere over here...
(friend): Oh no! Did you jakkify it?
(Poor soul): wait, wait, I'm sure it's somewhere under the seat or something.
(friend): It's been jakkified!
by Posthumane October 23, 2012
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General Jackoff
a derogatory remark and label on an individual
Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.
Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.
Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.
Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.
Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
a derogatory remark and label on an individual
Def# 1 Some one of utter laziness apathy and/ or contempt on a large scale for anything or everything - such as work, the home, or school.
Def# 2 an asshole, some one who is utterly careless and or oblivious to another’s feelings in a difficult or painful situation.
Some one who puts there own well being and feelings way before someone else’s especially during a difficult situation.
Def #3 A pervert, peeping tom, or stalker. someone obsessed with voyeurism.
some one who pauses a video image to see in they could sneak a peek of a news broadcaster’s nipple, or goes to the mall to ogle women.
Def# 4 Some one obsessed excessively with sexual oriented media - pornography, nude photos, underwear adds on TV or news paper, ect.
Def#5 some one who masturbates to excess.
“ Hey General Jackoff ! are you ever going to do your work, or did you think you were getting paid to fuck off”?
“Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!
“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
“Good going General Jackoff, it wasn't bad enough that she got her heart broken, so you had to open your big mouth”!!!!
“Don’t sprain your wrist, General Jackoff” .
by Drain Bammage November 9, 2008
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by Big J-man August 28, 2021
Get the Dirty Jakob mug.1. Thought to have been extinct, these annoying creatures with big lips and bald heads can pop out babies faster than an Atari 2600 rapid fire controller extention!
2. BoooooWHOOP!
2. BoooooWHOOP!
by Gimble March 2, 2004
Get the jackoffasaur mug.Jakobs are very mysterious, they don't like to hang with the usual crowd. Very smart but they never do their homework. Jakobs enjoy being secluded, they wouldn't want to waste any of their life around people they can't connect with. Jakobs love horror, films and horror films. Jakobs are hard to figure out. But once you do decipher one, You'll discover just how amazing Jakobs are. Jakobs are the funniest most incredibly passionate, caring, sexy, loving, adoring, kissable, warm hearted, handsome, affectionate, dedicated, deeply understanding, spontaneous, crazy lovers you will have ever known. A Jakob is the kind of guy you couldn't go a day without. You could talk with one for hours and feel like you are the only two people in the world. They stick to their guns and are good at making smart-ass comebacks. Jakobs are some of the creepiest looking guys but still manage to be unbelievably attractive. Long dark curly hair and deep dark brown eyes. Jakobs are endless pits of unspoken emotion. Jakobs tend to have incredible smiles and perfect laughs. You will never forget the first time you see a Jakob smile at you. They can turn you on instantly. They have the ability to love you unconditionally. You've never fallen in love, till you've fallen for a Jakob. Once you're in his arms you'll never want to leave. Once you kiss a Jakob, you'll never want to kiss any other lips but his.
Jakob is such an amazing guy. I couldn't be more in love. Just the way he kisses is unbelievable. There's nobody in the world I'll ever love like I love him.
by Arthur 2 Sheds Jackson December 18, 2012
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This word was often used between 1300-1600, but for some reason people stopped to use the word Jako.
some people are named Jako, but it is a very rare name.
This word was often used between 1300-1600, but for some reason people stopped to use the word Jako.
some people are named Jako, but it is a very rare name.
by Rikard 2315 April 17, 2019
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