jailmate

When a guy sees a girl who he thinks is attractive, he may show signs of this by staring or saying something. If someone else thinks the girl is underage, they may exclaim "Jailmate." It refers to the fact that if the guy who originally spotted the girl actually made a move for her, he would go to jail; as she is underage.

John: "Christ, she's fit!"
Chris: "Jailmate, I'm not sure she's done her GCSE's."

Alex: "Look at that Steve!"
Steve: "Jailmate, she's fuckin' 15"

by Snow Nicholas January 10, 2019

Jaflampe

1. It is everyone and everything that makes up our mortal world.

2. It is the emotion you feel when you are stressed and happy at the same time.

3. A fictional character from the hit comic series; Jaflampe.

1. Go take a Jaflampe on your Jaflampe you Jaflampe!

2. I feel Jaflampe when I am taking a massive Jaflmape.

3. I love the Jaflampe comic.

by Mr.puppet December 17, 2019

Jaalam

Son of Wonderful parents, who he loves and admires dearly. A person people look up to; determined, hard-working, and very handsome. Has much to do but says little, man of hard work that pays off. Talent in music is a +!

Wow, Jaalam your beats are famous, no wonder your a star!!

by Momma C! January 19, 2017

Jablaminated

When you get faked out in football like an absolute loser

When Roberto got Jablaminated, he fell and was disowned by his family

by tacosauce69 September 22, 2019

jailanna

Jailannas are so pretty! They know who they love and who they hate. They are usually spotted at a house near the Palau Airport. They are usually wearing gery crocs. Ohh- an they do judo?

Jailannas are so lovely.

by Watchaner February 5, 2023

Jailan

A comp warzone player. He has a 3 kd in warzone.

Oh my god is that Jailan he is so good at warzone.

by Jailann May 6, 2023

Sheepy Jairam

A fat sheep that my brother sleeps with all the time.

Mom: What did you do last night?
Kid: I slept with my Sheepy Jairam!
Mom: *Gets the belt out.
Kid:*Screams

by Smaran May 7, 2019