short jabber

(noun) 1. A male who does not last long during sexual intercourse. 2. A person who ejaculates prematurely.

(verb) short jabbing The Act of prematurely ejaculating.

She said i last way longer than her last guy. I guess he was a short jabber.

by big.tee09 August 9, 2010

jabberwiki

a portmanteau of jabberwocky and Wikipedia.
1. a person whose attempts at witty conversation comes mostly from Wikipedia articles. 2. someone who monopolizes conversations with random trivia. 2. v. to bore the hell out of your friends by incessantly spouting unsubstantiated and useless facts.

1. Matt was such an annoying jabberwiki that his co-workers avoid his company.

2. "Tell your girl to go easy on the sauce, dude. Once she gets hammered she turns into a jabberwiki!"

3. "Who are you trying to impress, Larry? What you just said was pure, unadulterated jabberwiki!"

by Nickilicious January 16, 2008

jables

A nickname for Jack Black, vocalist of comedic rock band "Tenacious D".

"Kage and Jables rock!"

by Albert the crossdressing ringworm June 15, 2005

Jabber-Wickling

1. The act of moving one's partially erect penis up and down and possibly side to side without the use of hands or the power of a pelvic thrust

2. Using the muscles at the base of the penis to control the movements of the penis when partially engorged with blood.

1. Wow, I got really bored in math class so I was jabber-wickling under the desk.

2. When I want to confuse a girl and I am in my sweat pants I jabber-wickle until she notices.

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

jabbed

Got the covid-19 vaccine

I've been jabbed

by Francesco II March 20, 2021

Jabber Jaws

One who talks incessantly about his/herself or anything in general.

Jill is such a fucking jabber jaws, it's like 'shut the fuck up already.'

by EatMyShorts89 April 1, 2009

Jabber Jaw

A name given to a person that talks too much about nothing.

And you know he said it was something like I mean what he was saying was well I think he meant to say...

by Rex A. Jones April 26, 2005